E.

I'm on here because I can't afford therapy.

[E. @EisMe]

@GoBlueJen @aaron_delara 🤦🏻‍♀️feeling like I’m 90 right now

[E. @EisMe]

The only time I use ChatGPT to ask a simple business question and it bugs out.

Cool cool.

[E. @EisMe]

@crazyclipsonly What a bitch.

[E. @EisMe]

@crazyclipsonly That’s quite disgusting

[E. @EisMe]

Humanity will never learn.
If there really is a hell, we created it ourselves in this planet

[E. @EisMe]

@Enezator The birds seeing this in the sky probably just decided on a new God

[E. @EisMe]

@PopBase Wow. Such an innovation….

[E. @EisMe]

@easyJet How do I DM you?

[E. @EisMe]

I hate you so much @easyJet. Delayed my flight to Lisbon 2 hours and making me arrive at 1 am… then delaying my flight again to Barcelona and now it’s cancelled… making me have to pay 360€ to buy another fucking ticket with ZERO customer service (only on your app) 🖕🏼fuck you

[E. @EisMe]

@easyJet I have zero trust that you guys will help me further. Unless you want to refund me the 360€ plus my other ticket … also giving me back my time.

[E. @EisMe]

@scubaryan_ What is this? 🧐

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Super Important to Support Creators!

If you can afford it, please subscribe to as many creators on this platform as you find interesting.

People from every corner of the world post incredible content on 𝕏, but often live in tough circumstances, where even a few hundred dollars a month changes their life.

While we had previously said that 𝕏 would keep nothing for the 12 months, then 10%, we are amending that policy to 𝕏 keeps nothing forever, until payout exceeds $100k, then 10%. First 12 months is still free for all.

Apple does take 30%, but I will speak with @tim_cook and see if that can be adjusted to be just 30% of what 𝕏 keeps in order to maximize what creators receive.

[E. @EisMe]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

No. I really don’t. And it’s been entertainingly traumatising these past 12 years. Thank you Twitter… or X… or whatever @elonmusk is calling it these days

[E. @EisMe]

Why is “cat pervert” trending in the United States?

I can’t anymore.

[E. @EisMe]

@LivePDDave1 @Culture_Crit That statue has seen everything

[E. @EisMe]

@Culture_Crit The answer here is money. Artists aren’t paid enough

[E. @EisMe]

@deystrix @Culture_Crit I’m down for banning televisions

[E. @EisMe]

@Bornakang Those are very yummy

[E. @EisMe]

@OTerrifying It’s your worst nightmare

[E. @EisMe]

@InternetH0F Red Got Chili Peppers

[The New York Times @nytimes]

On the Titan, five people died on an expensive excursion. Off the coast of Greece, perhaps 500 people fleeing poverty and violence died. The rescue efforts, and the attention paid to each, fueled a debate about the realities of class and ethnicity. https://t.co/z2rWmzXn8H