Jesse Eisemann

Editor and host @cracked Formerly @collegehumor @ucbtny he/him

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Wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see

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I got laid off in October, which isn't your fault but it IS your problem, because I started an Etsy shop with my gf and you're all gonna hear about it. Here's a goofy D&D ornament I'm excited to share: The 12-Sided Dice of Christmas https://t.co/5Si8Hm7fse

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Weird way to find out my dad is circumcised

[New York Post @nypost]

Tylenol used after circumcision ‘highly likely’ linked to autism: RFK Jr. https://t.co/7KNsrRZonT

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Your parents: "we turned your childhood bedroom into a home office"
My parents:

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And what of our uncling? Are we to toil in endless drudgery?

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Kiss your storage woes behind

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You have my attention…

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Mom says it’s your turn to spin the Dinner Wheel

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Guards!! Seize him!!

[The Pocket Report @ThePocketReport]

Made a long as hell video about outrage creators, mugshot t-shirts, and Italian gay bars that I think is important!

https://t.co/5DGrN8FJEK

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Can I say something without everyone getting mad

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Andrés is a sharp, quick-witted comedy writer, a skilled designer who can make a piece of Art that stands out among a sea of Content, and an entire joy to collaborate with!

[Andrés Diplotti 🐀 @AndresDiplotti]

It's been amazing working for @cracked. Best job I ever had, getting to work at different times with great people like @JasonKPargin, @annsmiley, @eisemann, and @TheLoganTrent.

If you know where a designer/writer with such experience can find work, kindly point me the way.

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The means of production are safe with me, sir 🫡 I wouldn’t even know what to do with them 🤪

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Instead of paying for health insurance we should be allowed to write really nice thank you cards to doctors when they do a good job

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@colbydroscher Can we focus on the real issue please

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@fillegrossiere

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This is extremely disappointing

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You can double your Kyle in 14 years if you’re smart about it. You’d be crazy not to