The Pocket Report

Bringing you a sub par look at the news in a timely fashion.

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Look out sluts we got a teleprompter

[Greg Casar @GregCasar]

If you care about the future of the Democratic Party, you should be outraged about what AIPAC is doing in Chicago right now.

They’re using shell organizations to try to crush progressive candidates in secret.

We can’t let them get away with it.

https://t.co/a8hMJVCgKN

[Claire Valdez @claireforny]

Yesterday our campaign — which is barely more than 5 weeks old — passed 10,000 doors knocked across NY-7.

That was before today's canvasses in Sunnyside (w/ @Samantha4Queens) and Greenpoint ⬇️

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Our statement on the Chorus Democratic content creator program:

https://t.co/jiuO7bkvX7

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August 18th, 2025: I Can See Russia From My White House

https://t.co/m1u435gjYu

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May 12th, 2025: Trump’s vow to protect the dolls
https://t.co/dGoD2qEQNJ

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

While Andrew Cuomo is too ashamed of his record to talk to local journalists, I believe New Yorkers deserve a mayor who answers their questions directly.

This week, I went on Univision, NBC 4, Fox 5, NY1, and more to answer these very questions — and will continue to as mayor.

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April 25th, 2025: Securing Everything But The Bag

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April 18th, 2025: Draining The Swamp Or Flooding The Zone
https://t.co/y6EcY4Lmx3

[Deb Haaland @DebHaalandNM]

I’m running for Governor of New Mexico.

In Congress and as Secretary of the Interior, I’ve fought for our state. I helped New Mexico
businesses open their doors, secured clean energy jobs, and worked to bring water and infrastructure projects to rural communities.

Now, it's time to tackle our biggest challenges with the fierceness only New Mexicans know. I'm ready to make government work for us – lower costs, better schools, and ensuring every family feels safe and supported.

Join me.

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BREAKING: Our hearts :/

[National Post @nationalpost]

Suspect arrested in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO identified as Luigi Mangione, 26

https://t.co/1odKjzwPCY

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JUST IN: Senator John Fetterman (D-Israel) has tested positive for Covid-19

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BREAKING: Ohio Senator J.D. Vance (5’7”) has been announced as Donald Trump’s running mate

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Episode 197 | Men Will Literally Go To Space Instead Of Negotiating With Labor Unions

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Please reference our tiktok though we kinda gave up on here

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Hey we know a thing or two about fake video based news networks

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NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

https://t.co/CQtWzFHn4A

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Episode 194 | Leave The Ocean Alone
#PlasticsTreaty #INC4

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Don’t forget to comment your favorite bizarre pop culture fun fact on our t*ktok post

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Episode 193 | Isn’t It Iran-ic

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@HSMassCon @gldivittorio ?

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