El Contador de la Calle 🥑

Former Drug Cartel accountant. Switched from cash-based to US GAAP Standards. Satire.

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Jr. Accountant: Wow, how can you do all that stuff in @msexcel without using a mouse? I didn't even know it was possible. What made you so good?
Me: Life!

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@drewfallon12 That’s what she said.

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@Chase_Senior Only Americans think that America has done a great job here.

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@Mimiiben1 5

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@stoolpresidente Everyone invested in the FTX bankruptcy recovered "substabtially more than 100%" of what they'd invested. https://t.co/yrvac7ooOJ.

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@moizali @Meta Dude, Zuckerberg is on Facebook. But that’s okay. @kanyewest made the same mistake.

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@itsJohnRocker Only Americans that have never left their own country suffer from the idea that America is taking care of anything but what’s in their self interest.

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@doge_a_cat I miss you. Where you gone, boo?

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@sfrantzman Maybe because the man set people on fire. I think that is enough of a reason to question how peaceful it was, don’t you?

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@mediaking Black AMEX. Classic Small Dick move. Is that what the SD stands for?

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@darrenrovell @netflix @FOS @cllctMedia @Will__Stern What was the impact of OJ’s scandal on his trading cards value?

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@accounting @HesterPeirce Any chance you might be able to explain to me why crypto is not a Ponzi scheme?

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@YourCFOGuy Send please

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@MilaLovesJoe Depends which one is president and who is VP.

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@paulg @jakozloski Can you be more specific? How many fewer children?

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ The dude on the bottom right is not publicly elected.

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@tax_zack Replace them with AI agents. Problem solved.

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@oocbrazill Something gay

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@BoLoudon Tell me, you’re a bot, please!

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@ranveer2252 It’s borderline psychotic but it works.