theonlycsp

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@DoorDash So....when are you going to realize youve been having a massive issue the past week? nyc is one of the busiest markets anywhere, and this is happening

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@rachelrejuso Ima keep it real with you. @DoorDash has been having serious issues over the past week. Many drivers, myself included have been forced to work for other apps bc we're getting zero deliveries. Even if it says its super busy. im in nyc, its never slow here. yet no deliveries

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@1eclecticmind @anthonyzenkus @AOC

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@1eclecticmind @anthonyzenkus @AOC I mean...shes ignored the people in her district that are asking for her to help make their streets safer for young women. She repeatedly refuses to acknowledge the issue. so....same thing?

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

Realizing that im the alternative universe version of my dad, which is weird, because im adopted.

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@RedPill82594119 @ABC Today in the white house "oh, you meant fix THOSE pipes...wowie, that could have been a doozy"

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@channingtatum Hold up, just watched shes the man. Channings name is duke...in GI joe...his name is duke...ARE THESE TWO UNIVERSES CONNECTED?! Really explains the "you love my panties" line from GI joe 2. #channingtatum #amandabynes #awesome

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@thefisherbee @tedcruz

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@thefisherbee @tedcruz oh...also...

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@Texasispurple @tedcruz fair enough with the typos, that irks me too. i had a whole thing written, but, eh, im over it. we both peoples

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@Texasispurple @tedcruz awww why you out here deleting tweets? i was enjoying myself

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@bis_de112 @thefisherbee @tedcruz After they got caught

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@Texasispurple @tedcruz "you have to provide 99 examples of why youre right." most laughable thing ive ever heard. Given that you've not proved that they dont.

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@Texasispurple @tedcruz AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA she was lying, income tax is exactly what she was talking about that wasnt true, it already exists. 99 examples? So i have to prove you wrong 99 times for me to be right?

[theonlycsp @ElCsp]

@Texasispurple @tedcruz This isn't the game you want to play lol