Andres Cardenas

I was born a poor Mexican child.

I'm a genius because I can't make a lamp.

My father invented the question mark.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

I want to thank the @MLB schedule makers for placing the @SFGiants in Angel Stadium on my 40th birthday today. My son and I saw a win and the Giants are now 2-0 when he attends a Giants game. His first was a 4-3 win over Clayton Kershaw last year.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

My boldest prediction, I know I'm out on a limb here @CallMeEPJ , Mater Dei will be the Division 1, No. 1 seed.

[Damian Calhoun @DamianCalhoun]

Going to predict the number of teams in Division 1 will not be the same number in Divisions 2-14 ….. enjoy your Sunday. Check back for more insight

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@danalegriajr You know, it's not just city rivals that are upset about this.

It's now a question of who would you want to win Powerball: Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates?

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

Did you ask for this @byajperez ? I know you are not in the key demographic.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez They should use the nickname Reggaeton because it makes as much sense as Jazz in Utah.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez @SherryDPerez Yes. There were only a handful of cities in the US and Baltimore was the only one with pro experience.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez @SherryDPerez Way to bring it back to Dorothea Puente. Applause 👏

The CFL failed in the U.S. But that reminds me of one of my favorite trivia questions. What city has won a Super Bowl, Grey Cup, NFL and USFL championship?

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez @SherryDPerez Yeah, it's a pit. That's as much as they got done before they ran out of money.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez @SherryDPerez I mean, why not build ARCO Park. The A's are used to playing in dual purpose stadium. And with all the advancements in engineering, there should be a solution by now for clear sightlines. The land should be cheap.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez @SherryDPerez Sacramento does have an MLB team now. They probably wish they built ARCO Park 30 years ago.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez @SherryDPerez And Jimboy's Tacos.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez That's going to be your new MWC rival soon now that Fresno State made the lateral jump to the Pac-x.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@NoContextBrits This is like my "I fell from the Goodyear Blimp" story.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez @markswansontx @TDOnline I know they were pasting pages at the Riverside Press-Enterprise when I started there in 2002. They were also using a computer system called ATEX that was installed the same year I was born

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez It's a dying art, right @CallMeEPJ ?

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@unlimited_ls Sounds like she got hacked.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

IBM presents ... You Make the Call

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@TFPWillEat He's David Crosby with more hair.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@byajperez @FOS Is there no two-party consent law in the state that recording took place in? They play in Maryland but are headquartered in Virginia but are from D.C.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

@leepers500 @rcallimachi That's Randolph Duke from the Duke and Duke Frozen Concentrate Orange Juice market manipulation trial.

[Andres Cardenas @ElDandy]

I'm surprised J.T. Snow didn't carry him to first base @PGFIII

[MLB @MLB]

Darren Baker gets his first MLB hit on the first pitch he sees in the Bigs!

Proud father moment for Dusty Baker 🥹