Dan el Negro.

Negro, pero no oscuro.

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

If golf and soccer switched announcers

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

Un poco decepcionado por la ausencia de los extraterrestres, estoy.

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

¿Soy un boludo por estar viendo un partido esperando que caigan los ovnis o soy un boludo si saco el partido y me lo pierdo?

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

máxima ciencia?

[Laura Matsue @lauramatsue]

I believe that Argentina will win the World Cup and it will be a legendary moment in Messi’s career based on his astrology transits alone and how things are going so far.

Here is my reasoning:

1. The infamous basket formation between Pluto - Uranus - Neptune - Jupiter which Andre Barbault called “the most beautiful configuration of the 21st century.” will be activating his chart with Pluto at 4 degrees on his Aquarius rising at 4 degrees, Jupiter on his Leo descendant, Uranus at 4 degrees trining his ascendant, and Neptune within a few degrees of his Aries north node.

Now with Pluto and Uranus involved it could really go either way and there could be a few surprises, but the reason I lean positive is because Pluto is already in close orb to his ascendant.

Pluto represents evolution or involution, excessive evolutionary growth or destruction. Based on how Pluto is already acting on his ascendant as it moves closer in orb I think we are going to see a positive power-up from Pluto rather than the destructive negative manifestations.

2. Mercury will be retrograde in Cancer at 17 degrees which will be in a close conjunction his natal Mercury in Cancer retrograde at 16 degrees which is also conjunct Mars.

The people who tend to do well during Mercury retrograde are people who have it natally, but on top of that it will also be in his natal Mercury sign. This suggests that while many other players will suffer from Mercury retrograde, he will be on top of his game.

What’s interesting though is England’s Harry Kane also has Mercury in Cancer close to the same degree as Messi. While not retrograde, he may also stay sharp during this period.

3. Mars in Gemini conjunct to his natal Moon conjunct Venus in Gemini. Mars was also in Gemini during the last World Cup that Argentina won, so clearly he does well when Mars is placed there as it activates his Moon (body) and Venus (relationships) which makes him a great team player during this period and able to act very quickly.

The only other team that I think could do well based on the charts I have looked at is Harry Kane who will have some nice Jupiter aspects. I would not be surprised to see England vs Argentina.

It could really go either way, but in my opinion, Messi’s transits are much more powerful.

I’m open to being wrong, but I find it especially remarkable such an important and rare transit is activating Messi’s chart in such a profound way which to me suggests it will be a legendary moment in his career, which makes sense giving it will be his last World Cup and would be the second time in a row his team would win.

[ESPN Africa @ESPNAfrica]

👀🇬🇭

[PabloW @pablowasserman]

QUÉ PASÓ SCHLUCHTENKACKER?????

SE VE QUE EL FÜHRER NO QUISO

[Matias Pinto @YoMatiasPinto]

Terceiro pênalti que Messi perde em Copas do Mundo contra países cujos nomes são paroxítonas terminadas em ditongo

Islândia (2018)
Polônia (2022)
Áustria (2026)

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

Va un partido y medio y sigo sin entender de qué juega Thiago Almada

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

Entre sin esperar nada, salí overhypeado y con la boca abierta.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Episode 1 of ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3 will be 72 minutes long.

Featuring the Battle of the Gullet — one of the bloodiest naval battles in Westeros’ history.

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

Ya podemos dejarnos de joder con Bielsa?

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

Sabrá Milei que Conan juega en Costa de Marfil? Se lo permitió? Quien paga ese viaje?

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

Stoppere appere

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

Conan está vivo y juega en Costa de Marfil?

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

@xmilianx_ CON DESCUENTOS EXCLUSIVOS DE NUESTROS SHAWARMAS

[Wilt Chamberlain da Noruega @ZeAraujoX]

René Descartes instantes antes de concluir que existe:

[Data Simpson @Data_Simpsons]

En "Homero el malo" pasan rápidamente todas las correcciones de "El Mero Fondo" (Rock Bottom) para retractarse por la información dada.

Si alguna vez se preguntaron cuales eran aca las tienen:

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

Los verdaderos delitos, se hacen a cielo abierto, en un café de paredes vidriadas con vistas a Av Libertador.

[Lautaro FyM @Lautafym]

RÉCORD HISTÓRICO DE SUICIDOS EN ARGENTINA

➡️Los casos aumentaron un 22,6% en apenas un año

➡️En 2025 se registró la tasa más alta de la historia con 11,8 cada 100.000 habitantes, muy por encima del promedio mundial de 9,1.

➡️Fueron 5.209 casos, el triple q los homicidios dolosos

[Dan el Negro. @ElDocDelirio]

The Aussie boys are on a bender
Donald Trump is a sex offender

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Australian fans chant at the #2026WorldCup:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”