El Garnero

Navigating a dystopian hellscape with wit and whiskey. MAGAs lone ranger in deep blue CA. Occasionally crude, perpetually sincere. Humor may be found here🇺🇸

[El Garnero @ElGarnero]

@fOx1257067 @TriPSU91

[El Garnero @ElGarnero]

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[@amuse @amuse]

CRIMINAL REFERRAL: Today I Filed a Federal Criminal Referral Urging DOJ to Investigate the American Fork Police Department in Utah for violating the civil rights of Reckless Ben and his team. https://t.co/wVgKMVMbiU

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

EXPOSED 🚨 California Democrats are paying people to be homeless

Homeless man moved across country to California to be homeless

“How long you been in San Francisco?”

Homeless man “Since June. If you're gonna be homeless, it's pretty f*cking easy here. I mean, if we're gonna be realistic, they pay you to be homeless here”

“When you said that San Francisco pays people to be homeless, what did you mean by that? You mean that literally?”

Homeless man “$200 food stamps and $620 bucks cash a month — it's free money, dude. This right now is literally by choice. Literally by choice. Like, why would I want to pay rent? I'm not doing. I got a cell phone that I have Amazon Prime and Netflix on”

“How was that hard to get?”

Homeless man “F*cking phone call, bro. F*cking phone call.”

This is the scam,

- California Democrats pay these people to be homeless
- The homeless problem never goes gets solved
- They can then justify laundering billion and billions are year to their NGOs and get filthy rich

This is the Homeless Industrial Complex

[El Garnero @ElGarnero]

Anyone who ever repeated or believed the obvious lie of “most secure election ever” was either very stupid or a liar.

[@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸 @Chicago1Ray]

This is what the FBI found in Fulton County, GA

- Drop boxes invented
- Mobile voting in (D) districts
- (6.8M) Mail-in Ballots sent out w-o being requested
- ballots counted didn't match recount
- (3,930) double scanned ballots

Trump lost (GA) by only (11K) votes

Charge them

[El Garnero @ElGarnero]

@amuse @DavidRAknin Are we still pretending these people aren’t just foils meant to keep the status quo in place and obstruct until 47 is gone?

[Bret Weinstein @BretWeinstein]

What we are witnessing is the wearing off of the Blue Pill. The matrix is becoming visible. It will soon be common knowledge—the default assumption. Unfortunately, that alone does not destroy its control. We will have to do that. Welcome to the Nebuchadnezzar.

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

British comedian Pat Smith brilliantly points out the hypocrisy surrounding the subject of mass migration in the UK.

[AbsoluteAutism @AbsoluteAutism]

This masterpiece was made by .@timelinejunkyAI and it is worth watching.

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

This is:

California, March 5, 2024 — the Presidential Primary Election.

Steve Garvey was leading leaker Adam Schiff with 1,894,927 million votes. Then, just like that, his lead was cut in half.

This is called “Glitch” — or an algorithm a phenomenon that mysteriously favors Democrats by default and overthrows governments.

In the end, Adam Schiff pulled ahead by a razor-thin margin — almost statistically impossible.

Results:
• Adam Schiff — 1,247,723 (33.2%)
• Steve Garvey — 1,220,683 (32.5%)

Elections are an additive process.

📝 By the way, if you were around in 2020 — including Gavin Newsom’s recall election, you’d know about the glitch too.

Adam Schiff is no Senator. But he is an absolute piece of shit.

[Enrique Tarrio @NobleOne]

I have 3 years in solitary confinement and 3.5 million dollars in debt as “skin in the game”. I don’t JUST talk shit online.

The FBI would never hire me because of who I am. But let’s not talk about hiring…let’s talk about firing…

Why are the Special Agents that worked Crossfire Hurricane and worked for the Capitol Siege division still have jobs?

Let’s also talk about the number of arrest of government and NGO actors that used the federal government as a weapon against American citizens for the political gain of those in power…

So I DARE you to mock me…

Sit the fuck down. When people like me that were used as the government fuck toys I don’t want to hear about skin in the game…

Bongino was given the ball at the 1 yard line and DIDNT DO SHIT WITH IT.

[Pino Americano @PinoAmericano]

As soon as you realize House and Senate Republicans want to lose just so they can backstab Trump and go back to the old way of doing things, everything else on your timeline will make sense.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

There are only TWO THINGS the Republicans should be LASER FOCUSED on right now:

1. Mass deportations
2. Voter ID & Proof of Citizenship

EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST NOISE.

FOCUS!

WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

This!!!!
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[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

I don’t get it.

Our GOP has the majority in the House and Senate, and a President with a pen in his hand ready to go.

Yet, Congress refuses to stop the fraud or pass basic election laws.

[Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny]

You know what Democrats did when they had congressional majority?

They empaneled the J6 Committee.

What do Republicans do with their majority?

Grill other Republicans under oath.

[Promethean Action @PrometheanActn]

The British establishment is suddenly obsessed with Lord Palmerston—the 19th century architect of regime change operations.

Why now? Trump's new National Defense Strategy just ended their primary weapon.

So they brought the war home.

New Monday Brief with @SJKokinda

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

This perfectly describes the liberal of today. I would love to hear some thoughts on this.

[El Garnero @ElGarnero]

Taxation without representation sparked a revolution. Taxation without accountability is equally outrageous.

There is no consent of the governed when taxes vanish into shadow.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

People erupted during the Boston Tea Party over just a few percentages as they believed they were being taxed without representation.

Nowadays we have the representation, but do we trust our representatives?

Here is my full testimony from Congress 🤝

[Emerald Robinson ✝️ @EmeraldRobinson]

Dear GOP voter: the GOP does not work for you. It DOES NOT CARE if you vote for its candidates. In fact, GOP political class gets richer in the minority.

The facade of our fake two-party system is gone.

Isn't it obvious?

You're not voting your way out of this.