El Patron

The seeming absence of a plan does not equate to a plan of absence. Stay guided!

[Shark @sharkincrisis]

The hype around Orcas irritates me because Orcas are just dolphins that hit puberty, joined a gang, and started cosplaying as apex predators. A 6-ton tuxedo disappointment. They harvest liver like it’s profound, organ trafficking piece of shits. We've been apex since their ancestors looked like oversized penguins. They travel in pods because they can't sit with their own thoughts. We swim solo, while they need twenty cousins to bully a seal. They attack boats now, unemployment arc. People scream when we arrive, but they say “awwwnn” when they do. Their dorsal fin looks stepped on, while ours is a warning. We survived five extinctions while they survive on PR.

[Maciek Lipa @maciekl_]

“A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest”

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

This is what I mean by the invisible ceiling to innovation in low-trust societies. You can't innovate beyond cultural sanctions & affordances.

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

"Mene, Mene, Tekel: God has numbered your reign, weighed your heart, and rejected you as king."

[captain hook 🪝(new era) @owenkk7]

Just submitted my resignation letter 😭😭😭
Reason for leaving: Greener Pastures

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

Exposure to southern culture by the Brits through films. The first recorded Kikuyu songs borrowed heavily from country music; a Kikuyu twang and yodelling for example. A good example is Sammy Ngaku's "Gwitũ nĩ Ribai". A version of this twang still exists in Kikuyu music today.

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Campaign material is going to hit like crack next year I’m afraid.
Kila mtu aweke dirt ya mwingine kwa poster 🤣

[Wolf Totem 🐺 @CanisLupus003]

You have to make sure nobody nose how to unlock your phone...

[Null @Vhoyde]

Smart people would ask themselves what the Starks did to rule over people like this

[john jackson @pvtjokerus]

Fkkkkkkk that.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The moment you start getting cooked by low-quality videos, just know you are done.

[gigi @le_debut]

Man put a mask on he prolly a doctor doing shit like this after a shift😭😭😭😭

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

“Not to punish evil is equivalent to authorizing it.”

- Leonardo da Vinci

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Major cheat code for life: Every pattern in your life repeats until you learn the lesson. The moment you choose differently, the loop ends and growth begins.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Amazing! There’s dignity in labour. People want to work and earn their way to their dreams. The government should just get out of the way and create an enabling environment. And stop killing young people

[Bane @MisterAlbie]

This is how a properly functioning society reasons

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Exactly.
There are serious questions on procedure (which Kenya will end up paying just like Adani) and even more serious ones on how he identified the new investor.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Waambie Pia unajua hadi Engineer mwenye alijenga hapo

[James Bong @JamieButon]

Uzuri ya anime ukipenda kitu una kama 300+ episodes for the really good ones