tom

very rational

[Lives Foot @livesfoot]

🇹🇷🇵🇸 𝗞𝗢𝗡𝗬𝗔𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗥 - 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗦’𝗔𝗥𝗥Ê𝗧𝗘 À 𝟴𝟵𝗠𝗜𝗡 𝟱𝟵 ! 🕊️

Le match amical a été symboliquement arrêté une seconde avant la fin du temps réglementaire.

🗣️ « Le match est suspendu jusqu’à ce que la Palestine soit libre… » 🇵🇸❤️

[Tom @Tommy_1972]

Pep Guardiola has just turned up at the Etihad with a fishing rod, a cooked chicken and three cans of San Miguel

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

My biggest tell in poker is hitting the six seven when being dealt a six / seven

[Tobi @_Tobolos_]

Guys actually want the PL to simply be a “who has the biggest sugar daddy” competition

And somehow think that would make the league more egalitarian

[Scotty Tridge @TridgeTV]

The photo was from an Employee of the Month frame order online.

They just didn't give a fuck. They did it in front of everyone's faces and thought there would be no repercussions

[Dan @BigMeatie]

At least the Glazers can hand on heart say they never put a single penny of their own money into Man Utd...

[Chrono Coffee @TheChronoCoffee]

@S0NGT0THESIREN Yoko Ono after butt crack lessening surgery: Where's John?! WHERE'S JOHN?!
The surgeon: Who do you think took your crack?
Yoko Ono: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!

[MC @UtdMicah]

😭😭😭

[Tupuha @tvpuha]

> named "man city"
> cheats

#womantwitter #YaHearThatLadies

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 90% OF THE SPONSORSHIP MONEY WAS COMING FROM THE OWNER! KICK THEM OUT

[#14 🏆 Sasuke🏂🇮🇶 @alawi_atm]

Seen a City fan wearing a shirt with the gold badge

[Tom @tomfahy93]

“We have irrefutable evidence that proves our innocence”

“May we see it?”

“No”

[tom @ElWeirdoBeardo]

@ronaldobrownn_ Week 2 of international break

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham announces he will repeal Margaret Thatcher's "ideological ban" on public ownership of water companies

[tom @ElWeirdoBeardo]

@CansAndBansV12 Shame it won't be City's ground by the time the gigs start, the council will be using it as a car park by January

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

anti-yorkshire racism from my mancunian landlord is it?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Right wingers: Billionaires aren’t the problem it’s actually trans people and immigrants

Billionaire: I am literally evil. I am not joking. I love being evil.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

They will kill him for it but he will die a LION

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

Frankly I'm just glad we're finally having a conversation on where most welfare actually goes (spoiler alert it's not the demographics most of the media want you to think it is)

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

We can't carry on as we are.

Politics as usual has taken Britain backwards, and more of the same won't get us where we need to be.

Today, I'll set out a different path for our country.

That means having an honest conversation about the things we've ignored for too long, from fixing social care and tackling youth unemployment to giving people more control over energy, water and housing.

Hope comes from honesty.

It comes from saying the things politicians usually avoid, being straight about the challenges we face, and having the courage to fix them.

That's exactly what I will do.