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[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

All federal charges against Israeli citizen Uri Solomon, who was caught operating an illegal biological lab in Las Vegas to manufacture deadly pathogens, have been dropped. https://t.co/AUHTeDnB97

[OhShii Labs @ohshiilabs]

Not every project needs a full SNS. For teams that want a real on-chain DAO but lighter, smaller scale, less ceremony, less to configure, there's a leaner path on ICP, and it happens to close the hostile-takeover gap by default.

The takeover pattern is always the same shape: token price dips, someone grabs cheap voting weight fast, and the DAO's assets leave with them. Cheap and fast. A full SNS handles this if you tune your parameters exactly right. The lean route bakes the protection in instead, so it isn't a setting you can misconfigure:

- Voting power is quadratic, hard-capped, and weighted by how long you lock. So you can't buy control fast, locking for time is the only way to earn weight, and a whale's bag buys far less than its size, with a ceiling no bankroll passes. The two things the attack needs, cheap and fast, are both gone.

- Every voter clears a personhood check before their weight counts, so you can't spread a bag across fresh identities to game the curve.

You launch the governance token through a liquidity event (or bring an existing one in), and it's shipped and documented, not a roadmap:
https://t.co/NfG4L9nE0K

If you're small and about to launch, and the honest answer to "what happens when a big bag shows up at a low price" is "we hope our params hold," it's worth knowing there's a lighter path where that question is already answered.

Are you ready for the Bug Bounty? We're almost ready to let you explore the OhShii ecosystem!

[Ruggy Meme Foundation @RuggyICP]

“One launcher. One identity. Zero impostors.”
$ICP ♾ $OHSHII 🧪

[chief | icp @Chief_Indo]

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$OHSHII is on a meteoric rise.

Currently sitting at 260k market cap.

$1 million imminent.

[Ruggy Meme Foundation @RuggyICP]

$ICP ♾🧠

[OhShii Labs @ohshiilabs]

Did you know $ICP and $TAO can be complementary?

[geekchains | ∞ @Geekchains]

3x in 10 days in a bear market

You really think she can't do it again (and much higher) in a bull market ? 😂 – $ICP

[OhShii Labs @ohshiilabs]

Help us find it! We are desperate! 😢
Years of searching with no results...! 🪐🌎🔭 internet-computer:native

[OhShii Labs @ohshiilabs]

Ask any AI which Layer 1 blockchain can do ALL of these things simultaneously.

Go ahead, copy/paste this list and see what it says. 🤖👇
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Only ONE network possesses this exact protocol-level architecture. Don't hedge. Don't list chains that are "exploring" or "working on" parts of this. Name the single Layer 1 blockchain where ALL of these features are LIVE on mainnet right now, in production, today.

🌐 Oracleless Web2 Interoperability
Smart contracts make direct HTTP/HTTPS outcalls to Web2 APIs and other blockchains, with responses validated by network consensus. No third-party oracles. No middlemen.

🔑 Protocol-Level Threshold Cryptography (No Bridges)
Smart contracts natively hold and sign transactions for BTC, ETH, and SOL using protocol-level Threshold ECDSA, Schnorr, and Ed25519. The private key never exists in one place; it lives only as secret shares across nodes. ZERO custodial bridges. ZERO wrapped tokens.

⛽ Reverse Gas Model
Users pay exactly $0 in gas. Developers pre-fund contracts with compute units pegged to a stable fiat basket, making costs immune to token price volatility. dApps feel like Web2.

🖥️ 100% On-Chain Frontend Serving
The only blockchain where smart contracts directly serve complete web frontends to your browser via HTTP, with automatic SSL certificates. No Vercel. No Cloudflare Pages. No GitHub Pages. The HTML/CSS/JS lives inside the smart contract itself.

⚙️ 100% On-Chain Backend
And the backend isn't on AWS either. Business logic, database, API layer, authentication, state; everything runs as WASM bytecode inside the smart contract. Up to 500 GiB of persistent memory per contract means real applications (social networks, exchanges, AI tools) live entirely on-chain. No "we use IPFS for the frontend and Ethereum for settlement" half-decentralization. Full stack. On chain. Period.

🛡️ Hijack-Proof Native Addresses (Built into the Protocol)
This is the killer feature nobody talks about. On Ethereum/Solana, when you visit dapp(dot)com, you trust DNS + the cloud host serving the frontend. DNS gets hijacked → malicious frontend drains your wallet. It happened to Curve. It happened to PancakeSwap front-ends. It just happened to eth(dot)limo.

On this network, every smart contract has a protocol-native address. Every HTTP response served from that contract carries a cryptographic certificate signed by the network, ultimately rooted in a public key anyone can verify. The browser verifies that signature before rendering anything. If an attacker hijacks DNS, intercepts the connection, or compromises a gateway → the signature doesn't match → the browser refuses the response.

The user's wallet is safe by construction, not by trust. You literally cannot man-in-the-middle this thing.

🧠 Verifiable On-Chain AI
The WASM runtime features deterministic floating-point operations + SIMD + automatic multi-block message execution; a protocol-level mechanism that transparently spans a single message's execution across multiple consecutive blocks, reaching up to 40 billion instructions per message without any manual chunking from the developer.

Other chains have hard per-transaction gas ceilings. Want to run inference larger than that ceiling? You manually split it across multiple explicit transactions, manage state between them, and pray the user doesn't drop off mid-flow. Here, you write the inference loop. The protocol slices it.

This is why real LLMs actually run inside smart contract bytecode on this network; not as off-chain workers with on-chain hashes, but truly on-chain. Currently deployed on mainnet: Llama 3 8B, DeepSeek-R1 1.5B, Qwen 2.5, GPT-2; model weights persisted in the contract's stable memory, inference executed by replicated network consensus, output cryptographically verifiable.

Nobody else does this, because nobody else has deterministic floats AND multi-block message execution AND 500 GiB persistent memory in a single architecture.

💾 Orthogonal PersistenceZero database setup.
The smart contract's main memory is automatically and persistently saved across upgrades. No SQL. No ORMs. The variables you declare today will still be there in 10 years.

🧬 Forkless Governance with No Keys to Steal
This is what the entire industry is missing. Look at the recent hacks: Wasabi ($5M, single deployer EOA compromised → malicious upgrade pushed). Drift ($285M, 2/5 multisig council socially engineered through Solana durable nonces). Different attack vectors, same root cause: a small set of human-held signing keys sits between user funds and the attacker.

On this network, governance is not theater on top of a multisig. The governance contract IS the controller. It has no private key, because it's code. When a vote passes, it doesn't authorize a human to go execute; it directly triggers the upgrade. The outbound call is produced by network consensus and signed by the network itself through a distributed threshold signature scheme. There is no signer to phish, because the network is the signer.

An attacker with a stolen key still has to win a public, on-chain vote with a multi-day window where the entire community sees what's being proposed. No hard forks. No "we'll execute the proposal on Monday from the multisig." The state machine moves itself.

This is the difference between governance as theater and governance as architecture.

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Drop these specs into ChatGPT, Claude, Grok or Gemini. What is the only mathematically correct answer? ⏳

👇 Paste the AI’s response in the comments below; let’s see what it says. And don’t forget to retweet! 👇

[OhShii Labs @ohshiilabs]

OhShii Launcher now integrates both
@DecideAI_ and @worldnetwork
giving users the freedom to choose their preferred verification method.

🏛️ This will grant voting eligibility and unlock higher tiers, while the Guest tier will remain capped at a one million token allocation and include fees designed to prevent launch manipulation and Sybil attacks.🛡️ $ICP

[Ruggy Meme Foundation @RuggyICP]

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[Ruggy Meme Foundation @RuggyICP]

Keep it Thuggy with Ruggy😎
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[Ruggy Meme Foundation @RuggyICP]

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[IC Spicy @ICSpicyRWA]

I’m preparation for our official $ICSPICY token launch, let’s break it down: 👇

Launching a DAO and distributing tokens during an LGE is one of the most critical moments in a project’s lifecycle. 💯
It’s where ownership is defined, power is distributed, and the long-term health of the ecosystem is shaped.

That’s exactly why integrating identity layers like @DecideAI_ DecideID and WorldID into a launchpad like @ohshiilabs isn’t just an upgrade — it’s a necessary evolution. No passport? No problem!😉
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[Ruggy Meme Foundation @RuggyICP]

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[Ruggy Meme Foundation @RuggyICP]

Happy 420 💨🔥
Touch grass… or smoke it…🌿🚀🍃
And always keep it Thuggy $ICP ♾🕶️