John D’oh

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

@JoeyMannarinoUS @WrenMartin2023 Yeah, Gaetz likes veal

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Remember when Matt Gaetz was like “hey I adopted an adult”

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

This looks like a terrible place to put dolphins

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

What the Dolphin Habitat at the Mirage looks like now

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

@NancyMace

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Ok now I think it’s Conan

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Jay Leno has been seriously injured again after the comedian says he fell down a hill at the Hampton Inn

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Trump just named Dr. Oz to serve as the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services Administrator.

Yes, Dr. Oz.

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

@DOGE so maybe start here

[BAY AREA STATE OF MIND @YayAreaNews]

For the 7th year in a row, the Pentagon has failed its financial audit, unable to account for 60% of its $4.1 trillion in assets

$2.46 TRILLION unaccounted for

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

@LasVegasLocally A box is 17 grand, a $300 pizza like 2% of that

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@ReviewsPossum We’ll put velvet on the guillotine

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@awilkinson

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

Pretty sure my dad used to take here all the time because he bought weed there

[Old School Boston @OldSchoolBoston]

An Old School favorite...

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

Note to self: start catering company for idiots

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@mattgaetz Someone’s leaking that ethics report buddy

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@JDVance

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@CawthornforNC @JDVance Yeah man, famously the good guy

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@tedcruz Oh the guy that committed all the Medicare fraud?

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@feraljokes Tube sock full of catnip

[Karoline Leavitt @karolineleavitt]

🚨STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

Let’s go, @elonmusk @VivekGRamaswamy!

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

How did the left get football and the right got weed

[Liz Wolfe @LizWolfeReason]

What are the left-coded dude hobbies and obsessions? I can think of a million right-coded ones––weed and DMT and UFC and weightlifting and comedy and nutrition and weird supplements and paranormal shit––but what are the equivalents on the left?

[John D’oh @El_Brendo]

Me trying to sneak a whole Franzia bag into a show:

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Listen. I am a man with a belly. But looking at Elon I believe I have a natural belly. I don’t know what’s going on with his.