Castillo 2.0

I forget how to twitter sometimes 🤷🏾‍♂️

[R.A.S @evanzmuzikmw]

4/5. Her perspective revealed a subtle truth about life in general; our momentary choices are often read by those who are close to us as prophecies of our entire fate. They mistake a single chapter for the whole book, unable to see the unwritten pages we hold in our own hands.

[Muna @Munalozy]

This is why I won't accept you for who you are because I'm constantly working on myself.

[elvie @elviedoja]

@DojaCat still not over this

[Hendos 🇦🇷 🇸🇳 @Kliish_]

@tracykasale I think if you like receiving without giving then your love language is begging. You are a beggar.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think genuine people often assume everyone else is genuine too.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.

[Paramount Chief 🇲🇼 @PhilOhSoFar]

@KwendMphats0 Safe from what? What is scary about a woman who is an achiever?

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Clip Station @Clip_Station_]

A woman was live-streaming with her daughter when the child asked for her breakfast. The filter disappeared, revealing her face, which shocked everyone.

[Zee @ZainabBell657]

pro tip: to transfer a file quickly between computers just copy the file you want, disconnect your mouse, plug it into the other pc and paste

[Name Cannot Be Blank @KandyPure02]

Two people are in love but one has to send money to prove it, OK!
Make it make sense

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

It’s cuz men remember da best thing about you and women remember da worst thing about you. You be like damn she did stab me but she could cook like a mf. Women brain can erase 100 good things from 1 bad thing you did.

[B N S L @_BNSL]

Exposure. A friend once called me to change his tire. Then it clicked. He was the first one in his family to get a car. Dad was not present, closest male figure was an uncle who did nothing for him.

Without tire changers and oil changers around, where will you learn?

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

i think that once you get a girlfriend, you really cannot be funny online anymore

[Castillo 2.0 @El_Chimz265]

😂

[🤺eldest daughter @akashitigu]

groundbreaking!

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

The Office of the Girlfriend 😂

[TerryGiant @TerryGiant97]

Men get called losers, bums, dusty, broke and "not a real man" from the moment they're old enough to date. The entire male experience is being told you're not enough. The difference is men hear it and try harder. Y'all hear it and write thinkpieces about how the word is violence

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Women have funny ways of reminding you to focus on yourself

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Just because a guy carries a situation very well doesn’t mean it’s not heavy on him.