David Crisp

eat, sleep, surf...

[David Crisp @El_Crispo]

@TicketmasterUK absolute shambles. After 7 hours of queuing, I got to no.1 in the queue. Only to then get your error message kicking me back to over 300k in the queue. I'll send you an invoice for my time you've wasted.... FFS #OasisLive25

[David Crisp @El_Crispo]

@TicketmasterUK @oasis Worst queuing system ever.

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Enjoying the @itvfootball coverage of the Euros, I just wish Laura Woods wouldn't slouch on the table all the time.... #laurastandupstraight

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@Hial_Airports It's not going to be busy for long, with your new eye-watering fees for GA aircraft. What a disgrace. Let's see how long you last....

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@thames_travel 22:25 from Reading AWOL....again. If you could run a timely schedule you'd be dangerous. #wasteofmoney

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@BBCSpringwatch @BBCAutumnwatch dragonfly photo taken at Heligan Lost Gardens in Cornwall. Taken by Devon aged 9.

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@CWOA you have one job....keep the rides working. Terrible two days. Thanks for nothing.

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Just revising my Aircraft General Knowledge ahead of a skills test and can't help a wry smile at the mention of shimmy dampers @DrStephPlum

[David Crisp @El_Crispo]

@10DowningStreet take note that no right-thinking member of the UK public wants you to bring back the imperial system. How on earth do you think it will impact commercial business with other nations? Badly, that's how. Not to mention >75% of the population don't understand it!

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@ZARA shame on you for bullying small businesses who represent no challenge to you whatsoever. Can your lawyers even spell? Zana, Zara?? I'd get new lawyers if I were you. #HouseOfZana

[David Crisp @El_Crispo]

@thameswater Hi, are you planning on opening a bottled water station in Wallingford (OX10 9) this evening?

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@BealePark Hi, what happened to the model boats and planes in the pavilion?

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@realDonaldTrump Errr not yet, buddy.

[David Crisp @El_Crispo]

@realDonaldTrump Damage caused by...... you.

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@SouthOxon more pics the developers rubbish in the stream next to Portcullis Drive, Wallingford

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@SouthOxon Are you able to instruct the developer of the new estate in Wallingford to remove their rubbish they have dumped in the local stream. It's appalling.

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@Tesco I have clubcard vouchers which I wanted to exchange with Boost partners, but they're closed. Will you honour expiring vouchers?

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@gregfoot @maddiemoate

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@SportsDirectUK Shame on you @SportsDirectUK I'm lost for words....

[David Crisp @El_Crispo]

@TSB online banking is playing up. Can't log in. Then can and it's slow. Then kicks me out!