Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate men since yesterday. There are 387.44 million nanometers of grey matter surface that fills my skull. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of nanometers it would not equal…
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
He’s either got 2 inches or 10 inches, no in between. And for the love of god, let it be the 10 inches. That way we can breed each other in a vicious cycle until the humidity in the house rises by 20% from both of us sweating so much
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Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain."
evidence is mounting that Michael and Bryan always wanted to write forgettable orientalist dreck but, being inexperienced, accidentally wrote Avatar instead. having learnt from the mistakes of Korra, which inadvertently included good ideas, they’ve finally achieved their vision.
The Millennium Falcon is often thought of as like this truly incredible vessel but it’s basically a tuned Honda civic with no front or rear bumper with all of the sound deadening removed