El Penguino

I am my thoughts

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

Punguza Kutu bois

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Wengi hukuita Ngamia
Mi nitakuita my dia
Kwa mpesa niko na mia
Mtura uje huku nitakubuyia
Kisha unipe somalia

Since you're tired from travelling just rest don't reply akii. I don't deserve you

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@TypeCs3 Hiyo bao ni wewe ulikuwa ufunge bois?😂😂

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@ask1_original Mbuzi nusu mangapi kaka. Mguu, mkono na ribs

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

Pale campus, leader ndo upewe votes ilikuwa lazma utuleweshe 😂😂
Tulikuwa tunaanzia Njokerio kwanza Keg zinaanza kuamsha mashetani, lorry ya campaign itupeleke Farmers Inn tupewe makali, then tukuje kupiga roundi na hiyo lorry. The merrier your lorry, ulikuwa unavotiwa 6am😂😂

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Scandal pekee wanasema ako nayo ni ati he likes women and takes alcohol.

Shida ni pia sisi kama his voters hizo ndio vitu tunapenda

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@sugarwithvenom I hope hakulishwi macadamia

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@Swwetrom_ Poleni. And RIP to him.
Need a shoulder to lean on this trying time?
Sending hugs

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@Meerkat_001 @Julius_Gitts Pole kwa masaibu but wacha nikuchekelee 😂😂😂

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@emw3456 Mubabaz amepata a younger and hotter gacungwa. You have been replaced.
Tulia dawa ipenye dias

[Nyambori @Akenyanfellah]

@emw3456 @Sun_light3l Mbabaz wako ameconnect na wifi ya sayun wacha kusumbua

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@meshackmutie27 Nimepitia the same fate saa hii tu 😭😭😭https://t.co/6NDopTHSYB

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

Kupatana na my ex akiwa kwenye steering wheel ya CX 5, mimi kwenye crocs kama nimeanza pilot duties na taxin was not on my bucket list leo😭😭😭
Nikama i was holding her back

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

Kupatana na my ex akiwa kwenye steering wheel ya CX 5, mimi kwenye crocs kama nimeanza pilot duties na taxin was not on my bucket list leo😭😭😭
Nikama i was holding her back

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@njeng_Ah Niwekee ya keg

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

Uliambiwa usiwai kalia kiti 😂😂😂

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@Njoki_Njanja Wine na githeri iliisha?

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@ilanakariukii Btw tumewai shikwa na chief ju ya kukubali dame kuingia bar na mtoto. Ni jukumu lako kama mraia kuhakikisha mtoto ako protected.

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@DianaAd70344007 @bernklod @mwangideloh Ukiskia mtu wa murima anajua fuluu jua ni serious 😂😂😂

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

Kitambo KDF ilikuwa so mystical kwangu I used to think they came from heaven nikiwa mdogo watching Madaraka etc. after moving to Lanet and lived there for two years, nilikuja kujua ni watu bladfuckin sana. Walevi, assaulting their wives, unruly basically very stupid people

[Majuu Alone 🇰🇪 @jaokojohnmark]

KDF lost value.They all reduced to Politician worshippers.Yaani mwanasiasa anawaagiza mtuue na mnatuua.
our Revolution will be 100% Civilian overhaul. tuone wapi mtajificha after tumeny0nga hao poliSHItians mnatumikia

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@WairimuMariam Nimmo kuja tuonjeshane nyama

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@Primejamoko Thika kuna place ya Uji power right next to wauza nyama

[El Penguino @El_Penguino91]

@SilasJohn93 Hapa naona exchange of numbers and possibly of bodily fluids too....