Elan Morgan

I tweet over at @schmutzie.

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

@barbjustason @TheJenRollins I figure that most assaults & abuse happen with someone a person already knows, and they’ll be even less likely to come forward if it might kill their dad, uncle, friend, etc. Rape is often hard to convict anyway, but death on the table will sway jurors away from convicting.

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

@scatteredmom I’ve used several formulas from NHV, and they’ve all been great. A bottle lasts about 3 months. The ones most suggested for urinary issues, Milk Thistle and Tripsy, have been amazing for Oskar’s kidney failure. https://t.co/ndCzI8yuGV

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@thursdayschild Of course. I would never strip the right to ridiculousness from anyone.

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

It wouldn’t be right if I didn’t pop in for my annual hello. I am honestly thinking of using this account for less ridiculous purposes than my other one, so you may see more of me here. All 8 of you.

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

👋

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

My annual hey, and I’m over here: @schmutzie

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

Boo.

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

I just checked this account, and my bio, avatar, and banner were all missing, so I changed the password.

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

I exist!

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

It's funny how I have kept this account and pretty much only tweeted using the word "tweet" a lot.

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

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Tweet tweet tweet tweet

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

Oh, look! Another tweet. I should do this every year.

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

Oh, look! A tweet!

[Elan Morgan @ElanMorgan]

You can find my tweets at @schmutzie. See you there!