Elash

Surely not EVERYbody was Kung foo fighting...

[Elash @Elashtic]

“@Elashtic now follows @shawnisfunny1”
Guess this means I need to kick-start my annual “jumping back on the TwitterTwatterWagon” week...(followed by 51 weeks of neglect.)

#inspiration #Followyourdreams #ontheline

[Elash @Elashtic]

@_Jurr What did I just watch.

[Elash @Elashtic]

Okay, well I’ve been saying Chad Kroeger is the more annoying version of Satan for years, soooo...

[Avril Lavigne @AvrilLavigne]

The video for #IFellinLoveWithTheDevil is out now!! Click the link below to watch!!

https://t.co/aG0kFjBTFE

[Elash @Elashtic]

Sailor Dan dies at age 65 https://t.co/6v6ECI2rDK

A loss of a kind soul and local celebrity in #yxe. #GoneButNeverForgotten

[Elash @Elashtic]

I owe my Twitter resurrection to @sherimart. #itmightbecomeaholiday

[Kent Eh @Kanholt]

Do you think Lafawnduh and Kip ended up together?

[Elash @Elashtic]

A little late in game, but November flew by like Donovan Bailey. The boys Of Saskatoon City Police K-9 unit and I have been competing in a friendly little competition to see who can sell… https://t.co/00PhFyfAZF

[Elash @Elashtic]

If you’re a spider, and I find you in my apartment, you are politely excused via my patio door.

If you’re a spider and I find you in my bed, you deserve to fuckin die.

[SPS K9 Unit @SPSCanine]

SPS K9 Unit 2019 calendars to be released soon! This will be our best calendar yet! @spscanine

[Elash @Elashtic]

You know what I love most about Avril’s new song?

The moment it ends. #iceboxheart #dontcare

[Elash @Elashtic]

I got some new plants for my apartment, so feel free to come over next week if you’d like to see some dead plants

[Elash @Elashtic]

@nosleepnicole classic. 👌

[Elash @Elashtic]

Sweet dreams are made of cheese 🎶

[Elash @Elashtic]

Hurt people just hurt people.

[Elash @Elashtic]

I will never understand people who wear jeans at the gym. #yxe

[Elash @Elashtic]

Well, the worst has just happened: I accidentally purchased plain yogurt.

[Elash @Elashtic]

@nosleepnicole I’ve never been good at Tetris. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Elash @Elashtic]

Now taking applications for a person to properly load my dishwasher. Preferably a male. Whose a model. Who speaks Spanish. And hates t-shirts.

[Elash @Elashtic]

Imagine falling in love with the stranger next to you on an airplane, but then you realize they’re wearing a Nickleback tour shirt.

[Elash @Elashtic]

@sherimart Horrifying.

[Elash @Elashtic]

A co-worker informed me a family of member of theirs puts soy sauce on perogies, and I could actually hear my ancestors turning over in their graves.