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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “The missions now are two: winning the Nations League and reaching 1000 career goals”.

[Dennoh @CFC_dennoh]

"Cunha and Mbeumo are waiting for the cross "

Marcus Rashford on the wing: 😂

[themancitylad @cityzenken_]

Sabah, ironically, is a football club in the far distant Azerbaijan that was only created 8 years ago and is playing in the Champions League for the first time today.

Yet somehow, in this short time frame, they’ve managed to win the same number of Champions League titles as Arsenal have in 140 years.

[A T @naughtyrobot725]

Memory cards were actually good. But tech companies destroyed that market and forced us to take cloud storage subscription, giving them access to our personal info

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Every time Man Utd show the slightest sign of being back, they make sure to clear up the misunderstanding immediately.

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

On August 13, 2017, I bet on Cristiano Ronaldo to score against Barcelona. It was the final selection on my ticket, with a potential win of ₦450,000. My school fees portal was closing the next day.

In the 80th minute, Ronaldo scored the second goal by putting Piqué on the floor. That man kept me in school.

That is the same man you all want to disrespect.

Okocha, bomb dey your head 😭

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Every continent before civilization, before every race even met each other, collectively took away women's rights. Chose their arranged marriages for them, restricted their sexuality to virginity until marriage.

There were no Zoom calls. No internet. How did 6 different races on 6 different continents all come to the SAME conclusion about women?

White, Black, Asian, Latino, Indian, Arab - ALL practiced the same thing and you are fucking telling me there isn't a solid reason behind it?

Since women were allowed to choose their own partners, look at the rate of single motherhood? From 5% to 40%+ in one generation.

Since women were allowed to not be virgins, look at the rate of prostitution, OnlyFans, abortion? Millions of abortions a year.

The best generation of kids, the best schools, the safest streets, the strongest society and civilization was when your rights were restricted.

You think your great-great-grandfather was dumb? The man who built a house with no tools, fought lions, survived wars - you think HE was dumb and you are smart because you have TikTok?

They restricted you because they LEARNED. Every man learned that if you give a woman unlimited sexual freedom, society collapses. Family collapses. Kids suffer.

You call it oppression. They called it order. And their order worked for 5000 years.

Your freedom hasn't worked for 50.

[Bastian Schweinsteiger @BSchweinsteiger]

11 years since my debut at Old Trafford. Hard to believe that was 11 years ago 😊🙏🏼

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.

[𝑹𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 @KyaloFactFile]

The probox driver will now be behind that truck until he reaches home😂😂😂😂

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

opened my bookmarks after a long day

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

🤣🤣jamaa ame scan area kama a prime Pirlo akaondokea opponent.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Musalia has told Kenyans that Ruto deserves another term because Ruto has shared a table with Trump and Macron.

Sometimes you hear somethings and just wonder if it’s even real…….

[For a Pessimist I’m Pretty Optimistic @Mbwesaa]

Kenya is finally getting that Nigerian look and filter.
Grey gloomy skies of doom & posh cars driving on dusty roads alongside run down filthy shanty towns.

Think of it as that video of Burna Boy driving his McLaren on flooded bad Nigerian roads but now the Kenyan version.

[Eric @amerix]

Our biggest problem is THE PARLIAMENT.

That is where the garbage ferments.

That is where the violation of our constitution and the distortion of our values take place.

That is where the soul of our nation is defiled unabated.

MPs are crooks, fools and functionally illiterates who don't read the bills they vote on as long as they are bribed.

Women reps, on the other hand, are bimbos, hoodrats and sleazeballs who can't be role models to women.

MPs are cold-hearted and callous, and they don't care about the voices of the people they represent.

MPs no longer represent the people.

— and they take us for granted.

Last year when parliament was breached, they were so scared and terrified that they began having the right conversation, and speaking the proper language of our constitution.

But now their horns have regrown.

Unless we beat, whip and stone these crooked MPs, we shall continue whining and gnashing our teeth.

#DrainTheSwamp

[Eminent @stayEminent]

A Ronaldo fan can admit Messi is good but he prefers Ronaldo. A Messi fan completely hates Ronaldo. I have no idea why

[Eric @amerix]

The Parliament is a sacred place.

But when citizens occupied it and some spilt blood or lost lives,

— It became defiled and desecrated.

But corrupt MPs do not respect the sanctity of parliament.

They are immoral, greedy, arrogant, contemptuous, callous, and obstinate.

Right from 25th June, no legislation passed in parliament will stand the test of moral piety.

Any legislation passed will be an infraction against the soul of the nation.

— Unless MPs repent and resign.

MPs, together with their families, will suffer generational misfortune if they refuse to address the depth of the filth besmirching our nation.

Once IEBC is properly constituted, all MPs should resign and seek a fresh mandate.

Chaotic MPs and dunderheads like Passaris should be recalled and never voted back.

Our parliament has been defiled by MPs.

From receiving bribes in toilets, sexual immorality in offices, and disrespect towards the people.

It must be cleansed.

#DrainTheSwamp

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Cristiano Ronaldo in Portugal national team.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When your wife is a 10/10, your daughter says no to parties and your son knows every super car by engine sound