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sitting under The Learning Tree. Pedantry Isn't Wit, & Contrarianism Isn't Wisdom

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@DaisyBard @redditships "Are you sure he's Jewish?"

"Of course he is, I met him at Hillel, why wouldn't he be?"

THIS SUMMER... IGNORANCE IS BRIS.

"My wedding's in a week! I need to convert NOW!"

GOY VEY. In theaters August 23rd.

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@Chinchillazllla a nothingchili, if you will

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@CartoonsHateHer Every fetish is vanilla to the person that has it.

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@mrmikeMTL Do I get back pay for all the times I’ve already done this?

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@JessieSingerNYC I smell Masque Of Red Death modernized adaptation!

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@S_Beasley @BartWinklerShow “Better”

Well let’s not get carried away with hyperbole here.

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@ClaireMax back in the old days when dinosaurs ruled the earth and the average joe/jane could actually afford to go to games people would support the local team because that's who you watched live and formed the emotional connection with. your friends would be there, too. community.

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@MHTruthUltra the only economics primer you ever need, courtesy of Professor Beavis:

https://t.co/zVMmoL0UtW

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@frogs4girls (Obviously the episode begins innocuously with changing “and other” to “another” before ramping up to the terrible stuff…)

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@frogs4girls i feel like there's a twilight zone/black mirror episode in there being an evil autocorrect that changes everything you type to slurs another incriminating statements

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@parasocialyte You should know going in to the bet that a mobster is gonna break your legs if you don’t pay up on time

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@Chinchillazllla Unfortunately his word’s no good so I fully expect a chicken-out from him as per usual

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@angel_0f_deathx Given that it’s McConnell it’s probably Satan we need to be asking. Come get your boy, etc.

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@BlowTrophy @therandomsec Tribute To Troy every time we get a goal kick or throw in

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@suchnerve “Cigar Stores Near Me” typed into the search bar just in case

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@Troutski__ gotta reward good deeds a little bit, at least.

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@Troutski__ not trust per se, but i'll admit that if he killed Bezos I'd at least hear him out.

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@suchnerve that's the thing about dishonorable pieces of shit. even other dishonorable pieces of shit can't trust 'em, either.

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@suchnerve not even all that fast anymore, either, now that you mention it.

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@Chinchillazllla @esjesjesj but she doesn't want to end hunger she wants to turn people into dinosaurs, etc. etc.

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@Chinchillazllla @hecubian_devil Scans really well with their whole It’s Really About Racism And We Still Want Slave Labor motif, in fact.

(Unfortunately you don’t need a master plan to be evil.)