Eleni Nico

I can make you laugh... or cry... but I could never make you a pie.

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The only thing getting me through mercury retrograde is the Curb Your Enthusiasm channel on my tv. The world is falling apart around me but Larry David is always keeping me going

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@bongoprods I’m sorry to hear that, he was a wonderful dog

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Cancelling a flight to LA, as #westjet has zero concerns for the safety of its customer’s. Will never book with @WestJet again, until they put safety over profit

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@EleniNico in tonight's online interactive of #heinousacts 930pm EST on https://t.co/kD9Do0bhmc https://t.co/rL7MQrYgVV

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Not having social media except for twitter obviously makes me have more time to watch youtube videos #onethingleadstoanother

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Deleted most of my social media... feels good !

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I'm so stressed out, I cried. Usually I never admit it and then I get a cold the next week. Cry your stress away friends, it's healthier ❤️

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Hey @Drake fans! This #Toronto walking tour features seeing Toronto through #Drizzy 's eyes. https://t.co/oVhAnBZzTo

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@ZoePalantzas Happy Birthday boo 🍾

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Aaron Hernandez.
Drafted at 20
Multimillionaire at 22
Convicted of murder at 25
Dead at 27.

[Eleni Nico @EleniNico]

I'm all about cause and effect. I eat a bag of chips and then I research how to burn 3000 calories in one day #extremist

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how many calories will I burn if I watch the youtube workout but not do it? because watching it is using alot of focus and stuff

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Job Opportunity! If you like to walk, talk and be paid, apply!

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Get Out is a hypnosis into mind fuckery but the kind you like #getout

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While everyone is posting positive quotes I just wanna be like "post the most fucked up thing you feel right now"... it's good to let it out

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Philosophy is like a black purse, it never goes outa style and you can always use it #marcusaurelius

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I keep waking up scared that I am going to see bad news... my doctor told me watching news is the worst thing I can do for my health. #true

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I'm watching In Treatment with my morning coffee... my day's gonna go well.

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My dog is like some LA chick, refusing treats and only eating dates and nuts, like fuck off with all of this Roxanne! #imgoingbrokebro