Miranda

/// melodramatic \\\

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

So what happened here?

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@DissentFu I’m right on the gulf side of things and holy hell. It’s dripping steamy nightmare here 😭

[hannah @vanghostkid]

huge day for those of us who've never used chatgpt and also have superiority complexes

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

I’m so old lol #MyXAnniversary

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Cannot be understated that Newsom is a rat bastard but he just does this kinda thing for fun, there wasn't any goal here other than to rip DeSantis to shreds, not like he was running against him or something. The only thing he hates more than homeless people are Republicans

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Do you think he misgendered her or he got too nervous

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

So ladies the type of bullets yall want is Hollow Tips. They expand upon impact insuring that it doesn’t go through a person and hit an unintended bystander and if you’re looking for a type of pistol I’d recommend the M&P2.0. The trigger is one of the best triggers

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@voxespopuli Does she think this is a medieval faire?!!?
Imagine being so free from shame or social awareness. Oh my goddbdbsksks

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@skooookum I just want to know- how on this earth do they think live edge even works IRL.
Let alone a whole fucking sTUMP.

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

This is so fucking funny

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@IcarusFellAgain My throat looks more pronounced than this… and I’ve birthed two human children from my own body. Am I…… a man?!?!? And I didn’t know?!?!?

/s

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@my_ankles @esjesjesj Not true. We paid $10,000 in taxes last year for my now husband’s LLC that he’s the only person in it.
When you own an LLC you pay like 12% of taxes vs 7.5 or whatever like when you’re a w4 employee.
We had under $30,000? Income. Two kids. Etc etc etc.

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@alisonrlockwood @Fodderyfodder This!!! My 8 yr old goes to a Jewish school and my 3 is in a Christian home daycare. We are an agnostic family. But support both our girls when discussing god and beliefs! And love that they’re getting such incredible exposure to all these new ways of thinking. It’s crucial.

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@jaisydaisy_ @genzalternative People do this to me and I have finger tattoos and visible piercings and they’re like…. Home from school huh.

Like bro I am 30 please go away

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

never forget the 9/11 to creation of My Chemical Romance to Twilight to 50 Shades of Grey to the downfall of Ellen pipeline

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@superkeara Same!!!!!! I didn’t even want them in trouble. I just wanted her validated!!!!! They were W I L D.

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@spooky_stokes For someone who isn’t a Taylor fan… you seem to know a lot about Taylor 💌

[Small Soldiers (1998) @AnimeSerbia]

TURN ON THE TV. TURN ON ANY CHANNEL PLANKTON IS FUCKING ATTACKING THE SUPERBOWL

[Miranda @ElephantQueeeen]

@bigsnugga Mr 9/11 has me SCREAMING. Fuck.