BREAKING: Canada is joining the EU
What it means for Canadians:
1. All Canadian citizens must pay a 60% tax to the EU
2. Complete ban on American technology, including AI
3. Immediate opening of borders to Morocco and Syria
4. Full adoption of GDPR
5. Oil reserves now owned by the EU. Canadian citizens required to pay a 14% carbon offset tax
6. Canadian salaries adjusted to European levels to prevent wealth inequality
Congratulations Canada. You are finally a civilised country