Dave Chappelle Drops a Hilarious Conspiracy Theory About What Started the California Wildfires
No one delivers a punchline like Chappelle.
โWhat started these fires? Now they say itโs arsonists. Iโve heard this theory, and Iโm sure there were some arsonists, but there were a lot of elements that came together to make this fire the catastrophe that it was.
โThe winds were 100 miles an hour. LA was dry as a bone in the levees. And there were just too many factors. If you are a rational, thinking person, you have to at least consider the possibility that God hates these people.โ
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Trump's Middle Eastern Envoy Steve Witkoff was just asked if they are sure there will be a Gaza hostage deal by January 20th.
Trump interrupts: "There better be."
"If those hostages aren't back by the time I get into office - ALL H*LL WILL BREAK OUT. It will not be good for Hamas. All H*ll will break out."
"I've had mothers coming to me, fathers, crying."
"I just say it very simply [...] If the deal isn't done before I take office, which is now 2 weeks - all h*ll will break out in the Middle East. OK?"
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Reporter: Can you assure the world that as you try to get control of Greenland and the Panama Canal, that you won't use military or economic coercion?
Trump: "No."