Eli Willis

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

Are you even from Southern Ohio if you don’t flip off your friends when you drive by them?

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

@amuse This is sick af idc what you mf have to say ab it… I hope this is fake news.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This guy FUCKS https://t.co/n3I7QBSBpD

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

@carrico_garrett @OHSAASports Nothin like watchin the same play 5 times really gets the blood pumpin

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

😳😳😳

#DALvsNE | 📺 : @NFLonCBS

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

@a_bailie I have a great idea to make a pot that’ll instantly boil water. Wanna throw in?

[Summer @summmmerwillis]

*at little c’s*
Can you get some diet mtn dew & a couple sauces
Chad: yes
Total $7
Chad: don’t ever say i don’t spoil you

#BLESSED

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

Dogecoin to the moon🚀

[James @CaucasianJames]

nice one claire! :)

[Ezraˣᵈ @scrrxpt]

bro why did i say that

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

Real smooth Robinhood just fucked millions of people and just gonna keep it quiet right? Would hate for average people to get ahead of the game too fast.

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

The dream

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

@summmmerwillis And that shit was 🔥

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

Until you get hit with the “my heads spinning” and then she’s cuddling the dog asleep.

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

If they ever open a XFL team in Ohio best believe I’m gonna go tryout for that shit. I might be out of shape but why miss out on a shot to go do what you love again?

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

@clark3428_jake Ik

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

@clark3428_jake Raise hell and praise dale✊🏻

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

Ngl might take up bartending

[Eli Willis @EliWillis85]

I’m just glad I’m drunk for this one...