Eli Stout

[Bing @bing]

Who says breakfast can't be silly? Try it now. #bing

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

Social media at 27 is weird to navigate. Half the people are having kids and the other half are still blacking out without a care in the world

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

@Edelman11

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

@TheYoungestJim You and me both brother 😂

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

If you watch foreign television dubbed over, you are an ignorant slut. Watch in the native language and do some reading. Subs over dubs. Always and forever.

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

Who’s ready for this again @iamblackbear @mansionz ? 🔫🔫

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you think guac shouldn’t be extra

[B/R Football @brfootball]

FT: LASK 3-3 Tottenham 🙃

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

@karson_ringdahl 👀

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I hate that I’ve done this to myself.

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

@Conrad_Wilson You’re gonna make me cry man

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

@GageKiesling Honestly surprised you haven’t bought it already

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

Excuse me while I go cry in the club

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

❤️💛

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

The Fairy Godmother singing ‘I Need A Hero’ in Shrek 2

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

The student has become the master 😂

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

@GageKiesling

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

Sup?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think my next boyfriend is going to be 5’8” i’m tired of these boys thinkin they’re hot shit for being over six feet

[Eli Stout @Eli_Stout24]

How I think I look with my mustache