Elijah 🪕

Left-Bukharinist, Bob Dylan Bolshevik and ProletKultist

[Evans @michaelevansuk]

Best World Cup ever. Storm delayed games, hydration breaks, fans refused visas, Iranians treated like vermin, referees refused entry, cops kicking off over players taking pictures with kids, Infantino crying it in for Argentina and now a pedo bending the rules. Good job👍

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

@dieWalkuure He's a Norwegian citizen. Born in Norway

[james @3jan03]

what will andy burnham do about adding a small beer to the tesco meal deal?

[Jake Weston @JakeRWeston]

There's something of a medieval coronation about this. The king who held the south has lost the support of his courtiers and the usurper will ride into London heralded as a saviour by the city.

I suggest northern France for Keir Starmer to recruit mercenaries and prime his heir who's sure to return with Macron's backing.

[Elijah 🪕 @Elijah1917_2]

HAPPY BLONDE ON BLONDE DAY

[DailyMantle @DailyMantle3]

Soggy orange Pallas has been found in Turkmenistan

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

at subway
bloke asks me what i want
"tuna melt"
gave me a look
hopped over the sneezeguard
chinned me
fair play mate

[Elijah 🪕 @Elijah1917_2]

New haircut has actually made me so chopped it’s over

[Elijah 🪕 @Elijah1917_2]

WE love Gram Parsons

[j. mamana @jrmamana]

one conspiracy theory i continue to believe despite it all is that gram parsons wrote wild horses

[alexis! @LOVElSPOWER]

this headline feels like someone put the entirety of nebraska by bruce springsteen into ai and asked for a ten word summary

[rebecca🫗 @ithrewtheglass]

I love Bob Dylan so much I’m gonna be sick

[Davis C. ❤️‍🔥 @MrRedude]

Dooky Chase’s restaurant regular Bob Dylan is celebrating his birthday today. Mo is 85!!! Happy birthday Bob let’s go eat I’m buying

[Elijah 🪕 @Elijah1917_2]

@iEatFossils https://t.co/Zt9M7F8fUy

[Elijah 🪕 @Elijah1917_2]

@DonivanLattimer @smokingsexxtion Well Jools Holland is the guy from squeeze

[Elijah 🪕 @Elijah1917_2]

Assignments going so poorly I’m listening to Nebraska at 3pm on a sunny Friday afternoon

[alexis! @LOVElSPOWER]

when someone asks me to name two bruce springsteen songs

[Elijah 🪕 @Elijah1917_2]

@LOVElSPOWER https://t.co/5v2IJc1TQB

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Del Shannon tapped into a direct line to God when he made Runaway

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Memes are actually getting outdated. Its all about imgurs and gifs. Reddit.