Elijah Graves

Total Wannabe

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@bertkreischer Okay, but like who was recording this? I think Florida Man set this shit up, yo.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@DanSoder Am I just now realizing that in n out is an euphemism for shitting... or am I too high right not?

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@realDonaldTrump Fucker Barfson lies more than you do. You're suck a pathetic loser, omg.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Can someone send Trump to his room with no tv or phone for a week? Whatta giant shitstain.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump If by "silent majority" you mean all the racists who've come out of the woodworks...then yes, he definitely gave you all a voice.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@bertkreischer your comedy can overpower the storm. Get out there and save Wichita.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

*Borat voice*

My sobriety

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@bertkreischer You guys can go to KC and crash at @jzenman's!

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@feraljokes Depending on the guest it can have some interesting moments, but for the most part you totally hit the nail on the head.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

#BREAKING: Human rights are a fundamental human right.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@funnyordie Well that's one way to kiss your dad...

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Hillary Clinton is the funniest person on earth. She triggered the apocalypse by dottering around the country fainting and saying she's your abuela and Pokémon go to the polls and shit. If you can't see that you're weird.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

Just held a wasp under water for like 3 minutes. Idk if I was protecting my family or just being evil.. but it lived and I'm impressed.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@DecolonialBlack These poor fucks think that there are people saying that it isn't okay to be white. In reality all a lot of us actually mean is that it's simply corny as heck to be white.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@realemotionx @kwikwit13 @CrankScorpio @armorofagathys @feraljokes Ah wow Garrett...

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@kwikwit13 @realemotionx @CrankScorpio @armorofagathys @feraljokes The fuck does Mr HIV mean? Lmao

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@kwikwit13 @feraljokes What free things are you referring to exactly? They don't get welfare. They don't get social security.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@kwikwit13 @feraljokes Seriously, dude. You're lied to by racist fuck websites and politicians.

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@kwikwit13 @feraljokes Free things like what? Is it ever your belongings? Nope

[Elijah Graves @ElijahHGraves]

@kwikwit13 @feraljokes Also, they can't register to vote. You have to register to vote.