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Oh yeah? Your mom follows me.

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@BurnsAndGambo Being a New York Italian, coming in on Mondays to rant about the Cardinals is what @Gambo987 was designed to do. No sluffing your destiny!

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@TrevorMBooth And if we're going to be consistent, does this mean Luca gets tossed every game, too?

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@murphy0240 @Jeremy_Cluff Found Steve Kerr's burner account!

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@Danmlaceves @TomasBurke422 Yep, soft. Not to mention they talked about the pool party after only winning the first two games! That's more disrespectful than anything, I would think. Sure, bring it on again next year- Philly fans seem to enjoy crying.

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@LukeLapinski Pretty sure you deserve the credit for Ayton's 28/17. What time will you be on the air tomorrow? :)

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@SenatorSinema Make Insulin More Affordable; Co-sponsor S. 3700, the Affordable Insulin Now Act https://t.co/qICU4KzHsw

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@nothing @decklunn Well, I mean 5+ weeks later, there are LOTS of people who'd love to have been a speedy to receive, too.

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@MIGUE_2409 @gtoninn @tap2playYT @nothing @CNET @getpeid Same! Talking to the bank first thing Monday.

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@djgabedamoda @nothing @CNET Same here!

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@Rich_and_Creamy @nothing Thinking you dodged a bullet, man. The majority of us have ordered it on 8/17, with no response on when we'll actually get them, now 5 weeks after. Give your money to a company that earns it.

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@Vincemarotta Jimmer: "See? He can't score 60 even when I don't play"

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@SteveGilbertMLB @Dbacks I was ready to shoot you down, but you're pretty spot on here. Give the man some curls, and you have a doppelganger!

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As much as I would love Sale to strike out the side, I would love for Puig to be the final out. #RedSoxVsDodgers

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@BrightSideSun @JaredDudley619 Players and people like @JaredDudley619 don't just grow on trees-appreciate them while you have them. Thanks for the leadership, professionalism, and being an all-around fantastic representative of Phoenix. Jersey is a pit stop to keeping you on Suns Staff for years to come.

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President Benson: "Beware of Pride"
Elder Bednar: "Here's How" https://t.co/3PTprsedaB

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This is the Elder Bednar version of “Beware of Pride” #ldsconf

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Confirm your identity! #LDSconf

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If you're currently traveling for the holidays and happened to tell a Joe Pesci look-alike police officer that you were going to be gone, go count your kids. If the creative, yet annoying one's missing, you'll be okay.

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@shannon_bubb So if you drop it in water, you put it in a bag of rice. For this, do you put it in a bag of chips??