Eli Peresident

I will save your life one day 🫡 @hamster7_💕

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

ITS OFFICIALLY BEEN 4 YEARS SINCE I JOINED TWITTER DOT COM HOW JOYOUS OF DAYS LET US ALL CELEBRATE TOGETHER IN SONG 🎶 when you were here before couldn’t look you in the eye you’re just like an angel you’re skin makes me cry you float like a feather in a beautiful world I wish🎶

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@mostsaneshuafan SMOKE THAT SHIT

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@mostsaneshuafan This is so awesome

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

I declare that by October 2025 all crime organizations in Boston must cease to exist or join me as I rule the cities vibrant and colorful underworld

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

I love seeing my siblings because while they talk I rip their cart until I’m lobotomized

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

Just got done with a paper on Teotihuacan this is how I would describe the religion

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@Brifghtt Are you thirsting on twitter rn

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

I ATE THE INFINITE BEAR CLAW

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

Up early plotting ways to quash my enemies

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@TheodoreZimme12 You can like what you wanna like just keep that shit away from

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

I go 10mph over and I gotta pay $175 but the president steals classified documents and gets to be president again! this is not fair #dontmakeElipayhisticket

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@mostsaneshuafan Yes Claire things are only ever ok when you do them and no one else

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

Landlubber forgets to add the constant of integration to an indefinite integral and is forced to walk the plank

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@RangerRickArmy RangerRickarmy you inspire me to be a better man

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@Brifghtt Ok I thought you meant like start yapping about how hot they were not being a creepy freak. don’t do that!

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

This guy has clearly never seen Halloween III: Season of the Witch

[Brifght @Brifghtt]

Rocky Horror Picture show is easily a top 5 movie of all time don’t @ me

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@Brifghtt More like so fucking brutal

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

@Brifghtt YES!! I have gotten between 8-10 hours of sleep every night for like a week and a half and I feel like I could kill god

[Eli Peresident @Eliperes14]

This is how I feel when I walk over to my roommate to help him with his math homework