Elise LoPresti

The brave may not live forever, but the cautious don't live at all

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

.@BillCassidy Your website isn't working so I will publicly implore you to vote against confirming RFK Jr. as HSS Secretary. From a nurse to doctor you and I are both aware of how unqualified he is and how dangerous his ideologies are. Uphold your oath and DO NO HARM.

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

@BuffaloSabres @Ticketmaster

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

We have a major nursing crisis in this country. If we’re going to retain great, experienced nurses we need strong nurse-to-patient staffing ratios. Thanks to the striking nurses at the Robert Wood Johnson University hospital in New Jersey for fighting for patient safety.

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

Dear @Netflix,

We're paying your $8/month to have the extra household. Can you please just let us add a profile so my 3 year won't have an absolute mental breakdown?

Sincerely,
Throw us a bone

[Rachel Barnhart @rachbarnhart]

I stand with nurses at Rochester Regional Health. #ROC

[Laura Vater, MD, MPH @doclauravater]

It’s ironic that we bring bright, altruistic people into the field of medicine and then systemically dehumanize them (by pretending they shouldn’t be affected by death, and that they don’t need sleep, breaks, or time off).

Then we wonder why empathy levels decline in training.

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

.@JohnStamos isn't wrong... Bring back the booze #CNNNYE

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

SOBBING

[Jenna Cottrell @JennaCottrell]

Everyone needs to see this sweet moment with Abbie and her super fan Josh Allen

#billsmafia #nfl

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

@MrMeowzers 😑😑😑

[13WHAM @13WHAM]

Delays are expected on the O'Rorke Bridge, as Monroe County will be training new bridge operators on Tuesdays and Wednesdays for the next three weeks, beginning tomorrow, from 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

https://t.co/dvbU06bjti

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

@MrMeowzers Wally

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

@beccacary

[j @gaypyxis]

me: texts my partner that i’m too anxious to go to the grocery store

me at work:

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

@MrMeowzers

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Dog has learned to dry his mouth after drinking.. 😊 https://t.co/zhtxrOkHnB

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

Cryinggggggggg

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

"Hey, you're doing just great"

Oklahoma little leaguer gets hit in the head and then comforts the pitcher who is shaken up afterward

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

@MrMeowzers

[Elijah Burke @ElijahWhosoever]

Reminder how funny it is to watch race replays at 0.5x speed on YouTube and picture the announcers commentating while hammered at a bar

[News10NBC @news10nbc]

Nurses at Rochester General Hospital have won their fight to become a union. On Wednesday night they won in a vote of 431 to 295. Tune in to News10NBC at 11 for a live look from the hospital. https://t.co/kiAoQVxIOK

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

@MrMeowzers

[Zach Vaughn @zvaughn2712]

You: *Fake throw the dog’s ball.*

The dog:

[Elise LoPresti @EliseLoPresti]

@MrMeowzers

[Emily Krebs @EmilyKrebs6]

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

It’s Miller’s time.

Next season, number 30 will take its rightful place in the rafters.