Elizabeth Hayhurst

actor, writer, singer and tree lover. but not tree hugger. sometimes they have ants.

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

Anytime someone tells me I should work on my follower count, I just let them know I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE TEN THOUSAND FRIENDS.

[Sam Brown (Formerly Tw1tter) @SamBrown42069]

I’m very excited about this show I’m putting on with my beloved partner in parenting @emilycandini and dear friends @JessKlein1 and @ElizHayhurst If you’re in the LA area this Friday come join us. Tix available at https://t.co/PtjjLW3EDq

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

@JessKlein1 and I disagree on who is a better performer between Donald O’Connor and Danny Kaye. Should we break up? Or just be shunned for being the nerds? (Btw I’m right)

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

John Fetterman is a hero. https://t.co/eySZdqp922

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

this is a weird crossover

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Griffin Davis @griffinpdavis]

Mr Beast wasn't an overnight success. He spent years with no platform doing surgery on his friends to a small audience.

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

Rapunzel is just a story about a girl with hair cancer.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me trying to enter the 110 (The Arroyo Seco Parkway section):

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

Looking at my handwritten notes on the bulletin board above my desk, wondering why I have a to-list labeled "cancer," then realizing I actually wrote "career."

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

@LaJoieDeMe i mean if he doesn't block the entrance, how's he going to stand on his favorite moving step

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

People who stop at the bottom of an escalator are the worst, but people who stand in the doorway at the end of a hot yoga sculpt class deserve me passing out onto their backs. No Jessica, I won't apologize for you BLOCKING MY ACCESS TO OXYGEN.

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

I get messages via slack, discord, facebook, instagram, groupme, text, and email. So if your message wasn't a text or email it may take 5-7 days for a response.

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

@_draineo_ @NeilBreen it's only been 3 hours, but this comment is already underrated.

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

I still take the time to type out the sideways text hearts instead of using emojis because the first boy I ever loved called them 1337 hearts look it was a different time, okay?

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

Reminder that @TheCameronRice is a master of rpg improv

[James Pistole @jpistole]

What is knowledge if not asking the right questions?
Council of the Gods Ignorance Supercut
Starring: @TheCameronRice
Featuring: @Xanderrific @acarboni @CriticalBard
#KOllOK #ttrpg #CouncilOfTheGods

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

Someday somebody somewhere's going to try and make a cat AND snake cafe. I won't condone it, but I will share the news story online.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

🚨 Only 5% of voters under 34 have returned their ballot in L.A. Meanwhile, nearly HALF of all votes cast are by people over 65. Unless you want to let retirees decide the fate of our city, return your ballot by Tuesday and urge your friends to do the same.

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

WOW. okay. i don't... Look I'm going to be following this story

[WUSA9 @wusa9]

Lauren Handy and eight others were indicted this week on felony charges stemming from the 2020 invasion of an abortion clinic. https://t.co/XwpbiTZBnc

[Mary Louise Kelly @NPRKelly]

Thank you. Here is our latest interview with @HopkoHanna - mom, fighter, guinea pig owner. https://t.co/o3oO8nXrUR

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

People really forgot that Lance Armstrong had cancer.

[Elizabeth Hayhurst @ElizHayhurst]

"Come on, tripod. Spread your legs you whore!" -a thing I just said out loud to a tripod.