Eliza Carter

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

has the movie Dune read Orientalism? I'm sort of kidding but also really not, someone please tell me

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

i know no one wants another ezra klein take but someone has to say it: the beard is not working

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

just counted the number of hours between noon and 5pm using my fingers

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

i just know in my bones that one day some very self serious male director is going to make a feature that's a single iphone take and unfortunately i am going to lap it all the way up

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

@franklinleonard I feel like a self-effacing Josh O’Connor scratching his head in a slouchy suit will be of interest to some of you

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

does anyone know what to do when you see a guy reach for stars in the sky

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

no, youtube, i am not going to WATCH chappell roan cover elton's YOUR SONG. i am not some BOZO SUCKER IDIOT CHUMP whom you can trick into RUINING her own ENTIRE WEEK. i have a BRAIN and SELF CONTR-fuck

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

people really don't write songs about when you bet on one horse to win and bessie bets on another to show anymore

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

we are absolutely drowning in great pop albums...midwestern princess, radical optimism, hit me hard and soft, cowboy carter (genre fluid I know but still), brat, tortured poets, all in the last...12 months? sabrina's and gaga's on the way?? wtf

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

No Time for "Leisure"? We Spent a Week Partying in Capri, So You Don't Have To

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

this genuinely tells me jerry seinfeld has not seen his longtime costar's signature work

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.

[5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod]

long live the queen

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

the thing about terrence malick movies is i don't want to watch them

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

no offense but we are doing really well right now!!

we're no openai (have stolen much less copyrighted material but we're working on that) but heads got roofs over em and the money math is mathing up to a positive number. and it feels good 😎😎

[maya kosoff @mekosoff]

i haven’t talked about building @18olives much bc i worry it sounds self-aggrandizing but within six months eliza & i have built a strong roster of clients with sustainable MRR, low overhead costs, cash flow positive. always happy to chat with ppl who wanna do something similar!

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

let's get that bag (of olives)

[18 Olives @18olives]

good morning. today is another beautiful day to create shareholder value

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

andrea martin is the funniest alive

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

is there anything better than a good plum

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

just a warning I am gonna be SO annoying about Cowboy Carter. unfollow now

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

for international women's day can all men agree to stop doing the joke where you condescendingly explain mansplaining. it was hack like two years ago at least

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCarter34]

this is upsetting