Eliza Carter

History. Seduction. Banter. Not Necessarily in that Order. Nerd of All Things. She/her #WriterCommunity

[Sabrina Jeffries @SabrinaJeffries]

Don't forget! I'm interviewing Regency romance author @VirginiaHeath_ at 6:30 p.m. during a free, online event hosted by East City Book Shop. Register for the event, join us for the interview, and stay for the audience Q&A afterward. See you tonight! https://t.co/z0kO5omzNV

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

Today is #nationalpetitesday and I’m only getting shorter! Go me!

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

Today I watched as a turkey fluffed his feathers and danced; he was rejected, as the chosen lady preferred to continue eating my bird seed. He walked away.

This is the way hitting on a woman is done

[David Hepworth @davidhepworth]

I know no more perfect example of writing than this.

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

“Is there nothing you can take for your present relief…a glass of wine…can I get you one?”

There are many reasons to love Mr. Darcy, but this is the best one

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

Tetris or Super Mario?

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

Can say with some degree of certainty fresh air does solve most problems

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

I’m eating lunch alone in a busy restaurant right now and the hostess and waitress are being so kind to little old lonely me. I am husband, kid, animal, and work free right now with a book in hand. Girl, I am living my best life

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

Trying to think up a worthy antagonist for my protagonists, and realizing a love story for the bad guy sounds so much more fun

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

My heroine’s hair is so messy in my WIP, other women subconsciously pat their heads when they walk by her.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

dress for the job you want

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

Will someone write this meet cute please

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

i can’t believe this needs to be said but if ur bit by a snake PLEASE don’t bring the snake to the ER with u

[Regina Kim 🇰🇷 @ReginaKimWrites]

I can't wait to become an upper level writer so I can pull up as many lower level writers as possible in my career. Gonna extend the ladder so far down, we're gonna be digging holes to hell.

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

sure owning a house must be nice but those people will never know the timeless thrill of pouring bacon grease directly into the sink

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

You know your life has changed drastically when you used to get newsletters from your favorite designers in your inbox and now you get discount offers from Backyard Poultry Keeper

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

“I'm twenty-seven years old, I've no money and no prospects. I'm already too old for Leonardo DiCaprio and I’m frightened. So don't you judge me, Lizzy. Don't you dare judge me!”

[Eliza Carter @ElizaCwrites]

I would like more people to call forced proximity romance ‘the trope of propinquity’ so I can remember what this word means in future, thanks.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

How to cook crack and clean a crab.

Step 1: Use fucking commas…

[Brittany N. Williams @BrittanyActs]

I was feeling stuck on my WIP draft so I went back to a trick I call The Diana Wynne Jones Outline. It's where I give every planned chapter a descriptive title that starts with "In Which..."