hampdenhoney

[Mae 🪏 @batcat4000]

Rewatched Sinners (2025) and Wunmi Mosaku really is the most beautiful woman alive

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@brittdeanna It’s cool because I still have to work today and tomorrow and the amount of unemployment jokes I’m cracking is unbelievable.

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@brittdeanna But then I got laid off today so I guess I can wear whatever I want now

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@brittdeanna When I worked in a law firm I was very much stockings and heels but then I started teaching college as a 23 year old so I had to get unsexy real quick. When I stopped bartending a while ago, I got an office manager job and I kinda swung too hard into middle aged office lady.

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@Sephorawhorah @Euphraxio Right? I was so confused!

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

Not me seeing these videos the morning OSHA does a surprise visit to work 🤯

[TwoOne6 @ELODollaSign]

We need the workplace Olympics

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@AliceBunnyland2 even as a seasoned alcoholic i remember clutching my pearls (shots under fluorescent lighting at 3 pm?? BIG yikes)

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@AliceBunnyland2 Tbf booze and adderall covers many of my past jobs (law firms of all varieties), also the current one (cannabis). I had 9 interviews at a big ad agency and every person asked me what my favorite drink was-they took shots at the front desk every afternoon.

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@AliceBunnyland2 well yes

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@JeremyRockliff_ Quick question, how long has it been since you were convicted of being a pedophile?

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@notfolu Thank you, I'm looking for it right now! How exciting!

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@offbeatorbit He's lucky she didn't just taze his ass. Rambling, nonsense words, telling her he's "pissed as fuck" at what she said? Sounds like she needs to protect herself.

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@nankaax3 I currently am an office manager, and while I handle communication with our cleaning crew, I am not expected to clean the restrooms persay. I tidy the kitchen, but not CLEANING cleaning.

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@nankaax3 Absolutely not wrong for turning that down. You should be getting paid more for EITHER cleaning offices OR being the office manager tbh.

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@xLightsOutx Oh, she's a ballerina? Marb reds or rollies (hand rolled) and a diet coke, with a very baggy pair of painter's overalls and combat boots.

[hampdenhoney @ElizabethK24590]

@xLightsOutx GPCs if she's broke, cloves if she does theater, Marb lights if she works at the all night diner, the porn store, or a convenience store. Parliament lights if she does coke. Nat Shermans if the story is set in the 90's or early 2000's.