Elizabeth Teets

Comedian, Jumpsuit Queen. Isn't She Great @HollywoodTheatr Writer @nytimes @latimes @reductress

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@txadel_ I don’t think Hugh Grant would be involved unless the script is semi decent that’s why he sat out the last one

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@txadel_ Oh I will be giving a full report

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@youaregoodpod @Sdmann0502 @gregmania

[chris ☀️ @arcanegold]

i love art history! there’s no other reason i’m posting this image of judith slaying holofernes painted by artemisia gentileschi

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Imagine revealing yourself as a Trump and Russell Brand supporter in one go. Anyways, I would like to congratulate Audra on her 100th Tony early.

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Happy for Audra McDonald today

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@alexsteed I’ll be there!

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@ScarlettEHarris Outfit!

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@_lanabelle We can do this if you want

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@txadel_ Glory day!

[Carmen IRL @Carmparens]

H - nothing wrong with me
O - nothing wrong with me
T - nothing wrong with me
T - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
O - something's got to give
G - something's got to give
O - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

NOWWWWWW

[gabrielle korn @Gabrielle_Korn]

Thrilled to make my debut in @mcsweeneys by speaking out on an important issue that impacts us all

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@shawnlevy Hell yeah!

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@sophianjune I’m going to ask you so many questions about this lol

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@TheNoraPodcast Ohhh yes

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@gregmania Greg this is your best tweet

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@gregmania That’s so true

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@emilynussbaum The wrecking crew

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@motelsiren Ohhh god I’d forgotten about this

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@_lanabelle This is the straights talking