Elizabeth Borders

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[Lainey Wilson @laineywilson]

“This year’s resolution is going to be to maintain my big ass so more people can kiss it” 😂 love y’all. Happy new year❣️

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[Haden Carrillo @CarrilloHaden]

“no” does not mean “convince me” in any circumstance ever

[The guy that sing @AlexJayeSINGER]

Can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability….

[chandler @tycbarton]

i understand it’s 9:30am on a thursday but i’d like the biggest marg you have

[Chandler @Chan_IsThe_Man]

“Must be nice”

Yes, the work ethic my parents taught me sure is.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Big or small, I appreciate anything that’s done for me.

[Elizabeth Borders @Elizabeth_Cook2]

@avayonce @SydneyyJamesss @_allysweet you’re pretty much my only one 😍🤣

[Elizabeth Borders @Elizabeth_Cook2]

@autumnbrookeee where ya at

[✨🗡️kramp (hater era🫰🏻) 🗡️ ✨ @chain_strategem]

I ain't gonna fucking lie contactless delivery for food is the only good thing to come out of quarantine. they throw the shit at my door and I come scuttling out like the little fat rat I am looking for scraps

[Elizabeth Borders @Elizabeth_Cook2]

@AnthonyONeal It’s my favorite flex. 💪 💸

[Elizabeth Borders @Elizabeth_Cook2]

@ashlynluckett11 Nick! 😻

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

"Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind."
— Romans 12:2

[whalefact @awhalefact]

this one’s for steve

[toxic king @toxicking]

Feel free to get drunk at my funeral. It’s what I would’ve wanted.