Elizardbob The Lil’

Professional Weirdo.

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Okay that’s it. Cicadas are Pokémon.

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When rent goes up and salaries stay stagnant, that's just a transfer of wealth from people who work for a living to people who own things for a living.

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@DanRodricks @baltimoresun I’m one of Mr. Dorsey’s constituents. Calling the FOP a racist brotherhood, and Mike Mancuso psychotic, is nowhere near the harshness they deserve. The FOP’s vocal attacks last year didn’t stop him from easily winning re-election, so I’d have to disagree w/ your closing sentiment

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This is the only kinda “life hacks” I’m interested in thanks

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Today’s breakfast feels like an @_mcchris song. Because I’m a gotdang adult and I do what I want.

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@_mcchris YES.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

These damn lazy socialists, they just don't want to work! So instead they come up with theories about...uh...how all value comes from labor.

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For the record, no, I’m not a democrat, liberal, or Biden stan. I don’t celebrate the deaths of people I disagree with- I DO celebrate one vile monster whose insidious rhetoric wrought unfathomable harm being tf off this Earth. Idgaf how much $ he donated, he was a ghoul.

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Just felt like making a cake today, and then the universe gave me a reason. #GoodRiddance

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Follow up: Cake was delicious. Sorry to disappoint the psychos, but I didn’t choke on it. There’s plenty left though, so maybe tomorrow will be the day you get your weird wish 🤷‍♀️

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@jturnbu93681855 I’m not a democrat but thanks for playing

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@KatDevlon Maybe shoulda been haha, but it’s vanilla almond with layers of salted caramel and crunchy graham cracker crust!

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Is Canada even real? https://t.co/Qp08ks21XT

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@ElectRyanDorsey That was really something 😆

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@dank_left Wholesome 🥰

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@coldbrewedtool “Aw nuts they say we can’t buy tanks or bayonets anymore- guess we could spend that money on something that’ll help ppl or invest in repairing our relationships with the community... Lmao jk let’s get sneaky cars and play fast n furious weeee”

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@slut4antifa Highly recommend replying with “look I’m flattered, but I already told you I’m just not into diaper play.”. They say some of the most vile shit to women because they get off on the power trip, and it is beautiful to watch them short circuit when it gets turned around.

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Really proud of this one. Get pranked James

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@LeviFetterman I’m just a dog, standing in front of the internet, asking if I can have this shoe