Ell C Dellorso

Probably an alien in disguise

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Come out to the @ElysianTheater on Monday @930 pm!

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Let’s be honest… we’re all just waiting to see what crazy sound bite we get out of JD Vance tonight so we can start making gifs and TikTok videos

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How come it’s soo darn cute when Moo Deng bites a zookeeper… but when I do it, it’s like a crime or whatever?

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Queer Person who was on a tour of the Capitol on January 6th

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Incredible cast including:
@xoCarolineC @KyleMizono @isabelkleinshow @Geri_C_A @shterminator @nonbinarycowboy @Beckychicoine @brooke__bundy @GabbiBoyd @nalsbarkley @MauraMannle @ependergast

[Ell C Dellorso @EllDellorso]

Come out to the @ElysianTheater on Monday @930 pm!

https://t.co/J0ZnLZLLuy

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Catch a Betch is a parody of reality tv and game shows, on which contestants compete for a prize, by trying to get their spouse to admit to cheating! Will it work? Or will the show fall apart and everyone die??

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde and we have now entered the “everyone’s Bumble pics will be from the ren Faire” phase

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Talk about Smash or Pass…

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Is there a certain number of pieces of @patagonia you have to own to be considered “outdoorsy”? #outdoor #Patagonia

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What do you think @rascalflatts listens to while driving on a highway?

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New Billie Eilish Photoshoot just dropped @billieeilish #billieeilish #badjokes

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Me being the first one to enter a family gathering and not knowing what to do… #harryshouse

[HSD Together On Tour @hsdtogethertour]

Harry being risen up on stage too early during Sign of the Times at Acrisure Arena in Palm Springs, CA - February 1 (via madcreationsbym)

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@RadioShack For you to pay your child support- I know you went bankrupt, but come on…

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@cnnbrk Are we certain this isn’t a rogue @macysdayyparade balloon…

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I think I see it… #PENTAGON

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The Pentagon says it is tracking a suspected Chinese surveillance balloon flying over the continental US https://t.co/XwktN7BvyA

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Me crawling back to my family after I’m booted from the @netflix account #Netflix

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Ticketmaster the second Beyoncé Renaissance tickets go on sale @Ticketmaster

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What you don’t see…Just off camera, Tom Brady fans being restrained by his security.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Truly grateful on this day. Thank you 🙏🏻❤️

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Really feeling bad for Tom Brady… he looks so sad on that Nantucket beach 🥺

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Truly grateful on this day. Thank you 🙏🏻❤️

[Ell C Dellorso @EllDellorso]

Wouldn’t change a thing? What about this? Still stickin’ by that

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Truly grateful on this day. Thank you 🙏🏻❤️