Ella Fitzpatrick

It's so hard to be cool, witty, dismissive, interesting and fucking hilarious in this amount of space. But it's easy to be unimaginative.

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

Hey @vueling where the hell is my luggage? You left our entire planes luggage in Florence on Friday and still no update...

[Maeve @maeve_marino]

Everyone should watch #ReversingRoe on Netflix just to see the badass women fighting for your right to choose...you'll also learn more about the history of women's right and its politicization, which everyone should learn about.

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

Mental noise in the skies above Croydon. Wtf was that?!?!?!

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@LDNOverground does the Crystal Palace to New Cross Gate rail replacement bus run direct to NCG Station? Jetlagged and need bed.

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@McIlroySam @Independent @TheIndyFilm I know boo, I know

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

When it's 11pm and you find yourself googling road accident death statistics whilst lying in bed....#PsychiatristNeeded 🛇🔚❎⚠

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

Yep....still true. #Season2 https://t.co/dVZ7M6QALZ

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

Baz Luhrmann knows how to make a good God damn heartthrob - get it Zek! ♫🎤 #TheGetDown @JusticetheSmith

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@SouthernRailUK platform 1

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@SouthernRailUK the announcement board at Banstead Station is broken and shows no info. Has been that way for a week. Please fix!

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@AliciaHarvey2 99% of these songs remind me of you https://t.co/oopHV2Gm9T

[Alicia Silverstone @AliciaSilv]

Thank u to everyone that's been sending me this #throwback.. Funny but boo! Who knew Cher would be leading the way? https://t.co/H4E6R3TDJb

[Dani Deahl @danideahl]

.@KimKardashian is more in touch with reality than Trump

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

Nice to see @SouthernRailUK have got it together for the first day of supposed normal-ish service. The commute continues to be a dream.

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@_lizzieallen https://t.co/klVezq8PcK

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

Mmmhmm https://t.co/djF5hhuuHF

[TheLieDetector @realliedetector]

Seriously https://t.co/vDIb6oqQOI

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@SouthernRailUK any idea when the 7.07 Banstead to Victoria train is going to be readded to the timetable? It's making like difficult indeed

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@SouthernRailUK it was on the website and app as still running at 17.33. It has left now...at 17.47.

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@SouthernRailUK what's happening with the 17.33 Victoria Epsom Downs train? No one seems to know. And no staff to help. Dire.

[Ella Fitzpatrick @EllaFitzpatrick]

@TLRailUK how are services Sutton-Wimbeldon expected to be tomorrow rush hour bearing in mind #southernFail?