elle

comic writer cruelly suppressed by countryside and laziness. I do a good poem and quite a good impression of your nan

[elle @EllePersisted]

1992 Batman is THE Batman. All these other slim shadys are just imitating.

[elle @EllePersisted]

Ah shit. That's bloody sad.
https://t.co/9vtQPRpE7n

[elle @EllePersisted]

The voice sounds harsh

[elle @EllePersisted]

Ahh great. The electric ran out. @BulbUK is closed, all the shops that top up electric keys are closed. Why?? Why not have the foresight to prevent it running out on a bank holiday, that is the usual for energy companies. Same as Sundays.

[elle @EllePersisted]

@ingridoliver100 Don't chuck coffee down the front is the stage I'm still stuck at. Beyond that? Universal mystery

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Its 2023.William is on the throne. The funeral for Elizabeth went on so long Charles died before it ended. The queue to see his body was added to the one to see the queen and starts at Tebay services on the M6. Tmrw marks the 1st anniversary of the center parcs massacre.

[elle @EllePersisted]

That time the queen didn't kill the giants cos two wrongs don't make a right. But she does stick em in a massive pit zoo or something, capitalism ☺️

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[elle @EllePersisted]

Ooof that's that then

[elle @EllePersisted]

So what happens to £ and stamps in the event then? Sounds expensive even if altered over time.

[elle @EllePersisted]

@nisslbodies I will only tell you if you spin this straw into gold

[elle @EllePersisted]

@aDatingDad Dont drown!

[elle @EllePersisted]

Got a pissed girl KO'd on my bed. Her little kid is tucked in on my kids bedroom floor. Couldn't leave them like that. Need to stop collecting waifs and strays

[elle @EllePersisted]

@robpalkwriter Ooof yawn. My kids got pretty massive sensory issues cos of her autism, don't see her hating other kids. She's also an absolute mission, partly character, partly her autism. I think she's fucking great but I get the raised eyebrows form the usual sorts. I smell excuses excuses

[elle @EllePersisted]

@JohnBar43505369 @robertcheath @bdtodorova @edharrison94 @JohnRBaldwin @RealPaulPutner @alexlowe51 @RobGilroy @archiveanorak @jeremyflynn_ @MadelaineLucyH @loris_victoria @larakpiegeler @stevedunnemusic @SeanMcLoughlin @sambaintv @collab_writers @PrivateEyeNews @LiberateShadows Oooh you're back 😂

[elle @EllePersisted]

It's been a while, still got it 😁

I solved Semantle #201 in 20 guesses. My first guess had a similarity of 3.47. My first word in the top 1000 was at guess #9. My penultimate guess had a similarity of 25.38 (699/1000). https://t.co/RFIPx9Helu

[elle @EllePersisted]

Sums me up 😂

[elle @EllePersisted]

@disasterballet Yup. Thoughtless mother I am

[elle @EllePersisted]

@366DaiChallenge @plankorama He was a great guy, I owe him for my favourite joke which he saved up for two whole years. Euripides, Eumenides 😂 you could see the anticipation on his face when he finally let us have it!

[elle @EllePersisted]

@ljd4444 God it's shit isn't it. I read an article on this last month. Painful painful stuff.

[elle @EllePersisted]

@disasterballet my youngest is fully furious that I won't exploit her for financial gain ☺️