I wrote a thing and it is on pace to earn literally DOZENS of cents.
Don’t miss your chance to be part of this groundbreaking writing where a dog tells you what’s up 👇
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"3.) Liam is on fire because he played with matches. How many scissors should he run through the house with in order to poke out both of his eyes?"
New one from @ElleWritesMore!
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"Aquarius: Fun fact: you’re 60% water! Use this information as motivation to deliver a 78-minute bedtime monologue about all the different places you’ve gone potty and why each was more terrifying than the last."
New from @ElleWritesMore!
https://t.co/sjpehJKDVG