Elle Draper

Stiletto lobber, dog lover, wine drinker, superhero cape wearer, devoted friend, lethal enemy.
Owner of @spainbuddy & other stuff.

[Elle Draper @Elle_Draper]

@commons96055467 Almería, Spain. We have friends and clients in LA and are supporting you all from afar.

[Elle Draper @Elle_Draper]

@RetroAgent12 I love your Granddad! ❤️

[Elle Draper @Elle_Draper]

@TrixX306 @AnthNFS @JeremyClarkson Yep. I came in to say exactly the same. I thought I'd leave a short message to aave time but now I'm halfway to a paragraph so I'd better stop. 😂

But yeah, the Top Gear years with those three are fabulous! ❤️

[Elle Draper @Elle_Draper]

@mc_nulty5 @maitlis I went there too! 😂 ❤️

[Elle Draper @Elle_Draper]

@PolitlcsUK @TheSun Christ, no!!!

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Hitler didn’t operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible.

Bin Laden didn’t fly the planes himself. But he was responsible.

Putin didn’t kill Navalny himself. But he was responsible.

Trump didn’t storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible.

Justice matters.

[Elle Draper @Elle_Draper]

Aha! So that explains why period pain is so bad. All those unfertilised eggs chewing their way out! 😂

[Chris Stratico - busting #LogicalFallacy @straticotweet]

@NeilDotObrien

[Dr Andrew Meyerson @AndrewMeyerson]

Dear 🇬🇧,

In 2024, it’s time to pick a side. Either you stand with a corrupt govt engineering the collapse of your health system, or you're with NHS workers as we fight back against the greatest assault on the NHS in its 75 years. I know exactly where I stand. Do you?

#SOSNHS

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

👇👇👇 h/t @Stornoway_Cove

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

“My heart was warmed at Wal-Mart during lunch.

This gentleman's items were scanned and he was given the total. He looks apologetically back at me and starts taking handfuls of change out of his pockets.

He miscounts and starts to get flustered. Gives me a muttered, "I'm so sorry." His hands and voice are shaking.

This beautiful cashier takes his hands dumps all the change on the counter and says, "This is not a problem, honey. We will do this together."

He continues to apologize to both of us as we reassure him it's ok. They get his transaction handled and he shuffles away.

I looked at this wonderful woman and said, "Thank you for being so patient with him."

She shakes her head and replies, "You shouldn't have to thank me, baby. What's wrong with our world is we've forgotten how to love one another."

I want to be more like her.”

Credit: Spring Herbison Bowlin

[Elle Draper @Elle_Draper]

@carolvorders I'm sure they'll cope... Well, once they can buy their wine in pints! 🙄

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the Eu aren't I?

Like if you do
RT if you really do

[Vivian @MxVivianWulf]

The statement by the headteacher of Brianna Ghey whose twitter I will not be linking so as to delay the time before it is descended upon by the cult o9f rabid transpohobes that infest this place.

It's beautiful and it changes what we were told by the transphobic press about her-

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

You can’t worship a baby in a manger if you ignore one in a foodbank
#HappyChristmas

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I asked my legal team and they said I didn't say what I said when I said it. In fact I didn't know what I'd done until someone found out, and then I couldn't remember what I hadn't said I hadn't done anyway. Committing a crime isn't a crime!

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

This speaks volumes

Please note

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

Very much enjoyed watching our disgraced former Home Sec being awarded Dick Of The Year. Good work @archiemanners & @joshua_pieters and the @TheLastLeg team 🫶

[Jim Grace @mac_puck]

Britain today.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

NEW: Former Donald Trump attorney and NYC Mayor Rudi Guiliani has been ordered to pay $148m for defaming two former Georgia election workers.

He falsely accused them of helping to rig the 2020 presidential election in Biden’s favour.