Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢

Kemba Walker is my hero. RIZZO! Lawyer with a sudden interest in Constitutional Law, as I’m witnessing live destruction of civilization in real time. BADER!! 🦖

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@Mike_kim714 My 13 year old daughter is obsessed with playing the game and we live 20 minutes away!

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@RossDellenger @samcehrlich Why is he acting like Texas Tech has no authority to just kick this kid off the team for ruining the integrity of college sports? Scholarship revoked, bye.

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Southampton NY isn’t the easiest place to get to so I might as well get this started early!

Ticket giveaway for the US open!

Bonus points if you take a kid
(12 and under are free)

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@Mike_kim714 Would love to take my 13 year old daughter who is killing it in tha Junior League!

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🚨NYK Giveaway! 🚨

RT & Follow to enter to win the NYK shirt of your choice!

Winner announced Wednesday. #NewYorkForever

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@athletelogos @WFANTrades OG!

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🚨 NYK Giveaway! 🚨

RT & Follow to enter to win the NY basketball shirt of your choice.

Reply with your favorite for an added entry.

Winner announced Saturday. #NewYorkForever

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@briebriejoy @richimedhurst Heck of a lot longer than 2 years…

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@chrisrosecas Welcome to Weave’s World, Mets fans, it won’t make sense 85% of the time but it usually makes you chuckle.

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@ChrisCoop_ How can you hate Machado more than the little motorcycle freak who ended Anthony Rizzo’s career?

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@On3 AHAHAHA I mean Oats is awful but I’m not taking ethics lessons from BRUCE PEARL

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@homemakinghunny How often do you feel the need to clean your bathtub?

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@byspencerthomas In his defense he did invent slow-mo, sooooo

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@patlenehan14 But way less fun

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@husky_fever @MisterHotBalls This would be my least favorite bingo square.

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@LevityNYC @awfulannouncing Haha what ratings?

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@jackboberphoto My middle school daughter is working on a school project creating a survey seeing if people can identify AI generated images from real photographs, would you mind if she used one or two of your photographs in her survey? This incredible wave one in particular?

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@CalhounColonel If they lose 4 big east games in this Big East I’d be kinda bummed

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@meghanbard Saw her in person today and was SO IMPRESSED

[Koala TURTLE Ellen 🐢🐨🐢 @EllenJaPBJ]

@SethDavisHoops Hahahaha imagine the takeaway from that performance is that AJ’s too unselfish, be serious.