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smell my farts losers hahahaha -ellen

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I have nightmares of wicked hellscapes - foul spellboud beasts rising from their tombs wreaking havoc upon burning cities, the screams of the innocent ringing in my ears

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i don’t want my fans to worry ❤️
i have a whole team of doctors working around the clock to harvest the pure and healing blood of virgins to make sure i survive long enough to infect every piece of shit that works for me...staying positive!!

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i support elliot page....sike! i’m a huge bitch -ellen

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don’t forget to vote for me today or else I’ll kill myself

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Sending my camera man to walter reed

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Hello @Postmates my order is 2 weeks late which office do I set on fire

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as long as I have the rage inside of me I can never lose

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i can say anything i want and not get in trouble:) for example i am guilty of serial homicide ! very cool see how im not even getting arrested right now? hahaha youll never take me alive

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Putting hand sanitizer on my car before running over my interns

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Putting hand sanitizer on before I shoot my interns

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i will kill anyone. see if i care!! i do not😇

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If i dont sacrifice one intern a day portia will leave me please i need more blood she's the only consistent thing in my life besides my overabundance

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i have so much rage inside of me. sometimes it feels like it's clawing its way out of my pores. i lash out against my employees and loved ones and ruin everything i have. please watch my show

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I have created a homunculus out of an intern

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has anyone seen my intern blood

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-ellen

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hownto hide intern body

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oh fuck, how do i delete these?