LsT🌻

Elder millennial. Mom of boys, not a boy mom. Night owl. Professional lurker. Works at that place you might know from The Internet 😏 she/her ☣️💜🌈

[LsT🌻 @EllessTea]

Me, to husband, about my responses to him: "it's just going to be David Rose gifs when you try to explain a whole four hour meeting like it's normal"

[LsT🌻 @EllessTea]

As it happens, the issue I've been having with this particular plant is that it is a Night Blooming Cat Tree 🐈🐈🐈🐈🌃 #kitties #cattree https://t.co/Bj2DDgHyP2

[전남광주 북구 @gjbukgu]

“HOPE on the street”
🙌정호석 군의 건강한 군복무를 응원합니다!

온더스 챌린지를 위해 반짝이는 아이디어로 함께해주신 정호석 꽃길조성단(@flowerway_hope), 홉온더월드(@HOPEONWORLD_twt) 여러분 감사합니다😊

#onthestreet #onthestreetchallenge #jhope #hope_street #온더스트릿챌린지

[LsT🌻 @EllessTea]

When your brother won't move and you also want cuddles, the apparent answer is to just sit on him until he moves 😸 https://t.co/pGaLttRaK1

[LsT🌻 @EllessTea]

Blano figured out that the empty tote is a box #boxblano #kitty https://t.co/Yq0u06Zdit

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

Greg Ellis is a Trump-supporting anti feminist who distributed revenge porn of his wife, had a restraining order for domestic violence, and is now banned from seeing his children. He voiced 12 characters in Hogwarts Legacy.

[LsT🌻 @EllessTea]

Found these secondhand 👟 I don't know if it's in part due to my teenage years being spent in platform boots but platform sneakers are so freaking comfy. #newshoes https://t.co/MyVAIgIZl7

[LsT🌻 @EllessTea]

I love this Alot 🥰 https://t.co/beP1q6WNru

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

In the 10 years after the assault weapons ban became law, mass shootings went down.

After Congressional Republicans let it expire, mass shootings tripled.

President Biden is calling on Congress to ban assault weapons once and for all.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Dark Brandon has had just about enough of your bullshit

[LsT🌻 @EllessTea]

Finding fun layers in today's project.
#oldwallpaper #oldhouse #centuryhome https://t.co/QKOcYunnUz

[LsT🌻 @EllessTea]

There's an argument to be made about the necessity of a selfie stick when your little T-Rex arms fail to capture the absolutely comfortable situation you found yourself in earlier. #extracomfy https://t.co/AVQcm7UKNo

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

BREAKING: Democratic Congressmembers Adam Schiff, Eric Swalwell, and Ilhan Omar are getting kicked off the House Intelligence and Foreign Affairs Committees.
The Revenge Tour begins.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

At the end of a historic, productive session of Congress full of bipartisan results, I still have a few bills left to sign.

Take a guess how long it took me to sign a stack of 65 of them.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Now we just need Greta to take care of Salt Bae…

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Should I run Twitter ?

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

@elonmusk lmao the emperor has no clothes and keeps getting his dick caught on the radiator

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Journalists who cover Elon Musk have been suspended on Twitter tonight: @Donie O'Sullivan from CNN, Aaron Rupar and the Washington Post's @drewharwell.

Rupar tells me he has "no idea" why it happened.

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

Re: the banning of reporters who have tweeted about Elon Musk’s jet, Twitter's head of trust & safety Ella Irwin tells me: “Without commenting on any specific accounts, I can confirm that we will suspend any accounts that violate our privacy policies and put other users at risk."