Elletia McCann

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@askdepop Hi. I have replied to your DM but getting no response. The email you refer to on 9/2 is the one asking me for my bank details over email. Unless there is another email, in which case I haven’t received it.

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@depop I can’t access my funds due to a payout setup error. Support has stopped responding after asking me to email bank details, which I declined for security reasons. Please escalate.

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@askdepop Just sent you a DM. Thanks.

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@EasternNeu That was me! Great to join you yesterday. Looking forward to being an active presence in my school. ✊🏼

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@HelenAW_SEND 1 AR, 2 parent’s evenings. LSAs meet with key students 3x for APDR of SEN plans.

[Paul Kirkley @prkirkley]

Grandchildren of Britain: if the elderly Tory party member in your family requests some IT help this week, please tell them you're busy.

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

This is how @DFS have delivered ‘new’ sofas. Each delivered a week apart because one was left at the factory. I’m now being told I will need to book two separate service visits as they can’t look at both sofas while they are here due to their ‘busy schedule.’

[Tom Noble @_Noble]

Seeing all those blue shirts swarming in around Saka on his own and then that one white shirt charging forward to console him... 🥺 Didn’t think it was possible for me to be any more proud of Kalvin Phillips but I was wrong. Hero. #lufc

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

'-cracy' is a useful suffix:
kakistocracy: government by the worst of citizens.
plutocracy: government by the wealthiest.
aristocracy: government by the best (etymologically).
kleptocracy: government by thieves.
ochlocracy: mob rule.

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@WinningByARose P.s I would so do this if my husband wouldn’t completely combust and have a nervous breakdown. 😂

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@WinningByARose Get it, girl. 💫

[nico ⛧ @unironick]

I seriously can't get over how cute this is

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@WinningByARose Nice to see the art of poetry is alive and well.

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@WinningByARose Lots of pigeons looking for new shoulders to stand on, since a lot of their statues have vanished. 👀

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@Jeremy_Hunt Why tweet this and then vote the exact opposite? Asking for a friend.

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

I can relate tbh. 😂

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Is this what marriage is like for straight people? 🥴

[Elletia McCann @ElletiaT]

@WinningByARose @WinningByARose I need to find a bra that still fits before I try and remember how to wear one.

[kelly oxford @kellyoxford]

Wait, kids on TikTok reserved the empty seats at Trumps rally?
The President was publicly trolled by our children. Have an extra drink tonight parents, you’ve done well.

[Amy Mclellan @mummybear1903]

This is our @Hermesparcels delivery man, we see him 1 or 2 times a week, start of lockdown Tallulah drew him a #thankyou 🌈, he still has it proudly on show in his van, they have built up quite a friendship over these last few weeks @ststephensaud #proudmum

[Anita Singh @anitathetweeter]

How has Dominic Raab made it into government and not found his level as an assistant manager of a leisure centre in Stevenage