Spiderbaby

Swindon Town, cats and heavy metal! ⚽️🐱🤘

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Yes, we have bellends here as well.

[WokeYe @WokeYe_]

Was the penis nessasary

[Talking Bottom @talkingbottom]

There’s only one man for the job.

[tern @1goodtern]

Are they open or closed today

[Luke @BarbaraYetaxa]

Didn’t really expect him to have an opinion on it tbh but fair play

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Why do Boot Sales have to start so early in the morning? Like what else do the people that go to them do all day that means they need to be there at 6am? It's too fucking early.

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

It was between him and Geoff Knobhead

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I don't mind paying more taxes because people less well off than me can't. But I do object to paying more because billionaires and corporations won't.

[Burak @burakbeyhan0]

I hope this stone finds you well

[Kiel Tulloch @KielTulloch]

Tricky start to the season for Pollen FC

[Ed @ted_pen]

i think even a simple 4-4-2 would tear apart whatever primitive village football league situation they had going at the time

[Spiderbaby @Elliecat2008]

@buitengebieden

[Little Green @thelittlegreen6]

Father Ted meets Elon Musk:

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Bill Watterson, the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes, on creating a meaningful life

[Spiderbaby @Elliecat2008]

@talkingbottom https://t.co/nuy205cfU2 has to be this one for me 🤣

[Bottom Official @official_bottom]

“What about "badger?”

“Nnnno, no, I'm more a sort of…”

“Hedgehog.”

“No, fox. That's good. No, that's good. No that is good.”

“Stoat".”

“Foxy stoat? Yeeaah! Yeah, it's got a ring to it. “Foxy stoat seeks…”

“Pig!”

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.

[UKs #1 Race Baiter @Shadowbandolero]

Did you think women were gonna organise it for you?

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Shops on 31st October / shops on 1st November

[Bottom Official @official_bottom]

Gimme a retweet if you could watch Richie ‘foul’ himself all Halloween night long 🤣🤣🤣🎃🎃🎃💀💀💀👻👻👻