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Your friendly neighborhood shitshow!

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Can I have 3 dinosaurs done by Sunday tho?

You bet Jurassican

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Homie kept interrupting me so I finally said “I’m actually gonna finish my statement”

Now I’m hostile 😕

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Human microvascular endothelial cells

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Told the assistant admin I’m training that I don’t think requiring him to say “yes chef!” After instruction is asking too much……

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Late to work bc I got stuck behind the only work homie that doesn’t speed who does that.

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I like to say I’m the people’s princess but in reality, I’m the people’s jester

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Grandpa just chewed my ass out bc the local nursery didn’t have the price of a blackberry bush on their website happy Father’s Day I guess.

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Tiny GF was talking mad shit at Home Depot yesterday but she is pretty quiet today with her water table with working plumbing.

[🇺🇲 Boo 🇺🇲 @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

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Me n Artie

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

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Didn’t have an email I wasn’t CCd on add that to the growing lists of reasons I should be SHOT

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Love venting to someone who understands my never ending struggle with real life sitcom situations 🥰😂

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Explained to Don at the gas station that a relationship can only have 1 weirdo and I GOT DIBS

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Why is my coworker gaslighting me on a Saturday??

[RJ @MKENewYorker]

As a kid my most illogical fear during thunderstorms was that lightning would strike the ground, travel through the city water lines, go through the pipes in my house to the toilet, and then up my pee stream where it would blow my dick off

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Supervisor didn’t appreciate my pump up song 😞😂

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Greg pulled up to Bloomingdale with a trailer with a mini excavator on it, and Tiny GF saw it and said “ it’s an excavator!! FOR ME!!!”

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Supervisor told me I could set up a new desk and now she’s trying to help and there might be blood

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Mr. Fresh hit me with some standard PM BS and I burst into tears so he’s pretty shocked n confused

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Little white fluffy dogs love to run away from their owners