Elliot

//I love a man with integrity! I wish I knew one.//

/He/They/

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

My favourite thing on this hypothetical map is there being a direct line from Glasgow to Tehran. I'm trying to imagine the hypothetical person who is taking that trip

[Labrys @ladielabrys2]

Okay so these cops illegally entered this family’s pasture while “looking for a missing person” then were confronted by a territorial, bottle-fed MINIATURE donkey and shot it after failing to taser the donkey. All cops are retarded.

[richard cann 💙♿☮️ @richard_cann1]

Since Thatcher, there has only been one political party. They just change from home to away shirts every 4 yrs to maintain a facade of democracy

[Meshugnome | 𐤂𐤁𐤓𐤉𐤀𐤋 𓉱 @FMAnxiety]

Cette course à l'hyper-realisme c'est vraiment la pire chose qui soit arrivée aux jeux vidéo avec les micro transactions

[Borealopelta @D1B0189272]

My face when I’m trying to complete the JWE3 campaign and I hear “Ladies and Gentlemen, we are pleased to welcome The Hulk to the park”

[pablo @paulderokha]

it breaks my heart to think of the indigenous people who lived in this paradise for millennia, only to be genocided so Amerikkkans could live the most base, miserable existence history has seen

[🥂 @MishimaFudanshi]

GRRM really nailed the institutional context of the Seven Kingdoms, the Targaryens really spent 200 years doing incest and flying, once their nukes die a fat pervert king makes a cadet line for fun and not one of them thinks to invest in infraestructure, a navy or a standing army

[Aegor Rivers @bittersteel196]

BREAKING: Peasant affiliated King Aegon V won’t condemn the radical extremist Ser Duncan the Tall for his violent anti-lord comments today. Join us live to hear moderate Lord Tywin’s reaction tonight at 8

[Jesse 🇳🇱🇪🇺❌️❌❌️ @JesseKNL]

A part of being a Stannis fan is accepting he ultimately cannot win. I'd argue it's one of the main charms of his character.

[Max0r @realMax0r]

the Iran war is never gonna be remembered for its actual name (operation epic fury) because it’s so cringe reddit that we don’t use it

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

No one was there taking pictures for the cover of Time Magazine when my army engineering unit was digging mass graves outside Fallujah for all the men and boys the marines killed after refusing to let any males leave the city, then treating everyone who remained as a combatant.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

A Fucking miserable, back breaking island, dominated by a demographic nostalgic for Dickensian poverty, who willingly voted for all of this & will continue to do so.

[Skye @juistsomeloser]

Hell yeah

[james @Quality_JWC]

no singular clip that anyone could spread of Hasan, out of context or in, will ever compare to this shit Jesus Christ

[Elliot @Elliot1990x]

@juistsomeloser @Skye_Melissax I'm so so sorry Skye. Here's hoping they get it back to you soon!

[Skye @juistsomeloser]

My account @Skye_Melissax has been hacked, obviously, I'm trying to get it back but who knows cause twitter sucks

[Elliot @Elliot1990x]

@Skye_Melissax @DebraBennettt Oh dear. :(

[PhillyCaralho @CaralhoPhilly]

You can get away with literally anything in the Democratic party including revenge porn so long as you never cross Israel

[nodgesam 𓆙 @gaemonspalehair]

i’m sorry if this makes me the “person who hates fun” but this scene makes me so irrationally angry. really shows how HBO fucks up scenes from the books when they bother to adapt them.